Clive

I would not risk it in a armoured vehicle!!

Entering Nottinghamshire!....risky!

Nearly destroyed the crapper!

Was just deaf in the right ear then.....maybe he stuffed that nub end in my other ear.

When I got my referral along with it came a questionnaire....asking Do you have a pacemaker? Do you have any tattoos? Do you have stents fitted? And many more questions. Get there, and they ask the same questions while looking at the questionnaire I had filled in, plus a few others. Have you had Covid? Have you been in contact with anyone who has has Covid? Do you have any allergies? And other questions. Get onto the platform that goes into the MRI.......and she says "we will put on these headphones, play you some music", so I say "I won't be able to hear it...deaf!" So the woman's says "would you like some ear plugs to wear...the machine is very loud?" What part of deaf did she not understand?

Maybe not.......but I did have a huge dump this afternoon.....

Wish I had....would know what caused the headache.

Feeling a bit better.......just got a hangover..

@boboneleg.......The early years!.

same thing, different age group.

https://www.scouts.org.uk/beavers/

Or maybe it's Beavers....

That's what they are called before they go into the scouts

Badgers as in kids?.....or the wild animal variety?

So, it's a competition between a Van Van, and a Van!.

Why thank you!...........your mastery of the written word know no bounds

Double thanks.

Anything in the pipeline?......

Walked or Flounced?

Or Twaaaaat will do as well.

It was odd. During the "Flounce" it was like I was just talking to myself.....strange how you can miss being called a cunt!

At least you get reasonably quick replies/insults/general piss taking on here. Another forum I am on measures time to replies with a calendar. What would I be doing otherwise ......not a fucking clue.

https://www.appledogs.co.uk/products/motorcycle-3d-cushion Any good for any of you pile sufferer's?