Clive

Did Marcel post this under his alias Mexican name?.

Maybe it would be a good idea to ban all things scooter related on the forum, and the owners too.

After our Cairn terrier shuffled off we said no more dogs for us, we did have a cat while our daughter lived with us, but it was her cat not ours, one day it disappeared, it never did return, I expect it got flattened by a car, but there is a Chinky takeaway near to us. Anyway, it's a very nice day here, blue sky and very mild, so I will do battle with the leaves and then give the lawns a final cut, so bloody exciting it is.

A couple we knew (around 2005) had a couple of Dobermans, one was soft as shit, the other was a bit more like the preconceived idea of a Doberman. One day it jumped over a fence and bit a guy walking by, well more of a nip from the mark on the guys leg, but the police got involved. The friends said they could not take the dog to be put down, they treated it like a kid, so they asked me to do the dirty deed. Took her into the vets, and 5 mins later they handed me a muzzle, collar and lead, never felt such a shit in my life before that event. We have had a 2 dogs in the distant past, but never had to take one to be put down, the last 2 dogs passed away in their sleep. Hope your dog @Pedro has some more time with you.

I have stopped going to Gregg's, £1:45p for a sausage roll that are now smaller.... Rob dogs.

Most of the leaves fall from our next door neighbours trees, with a prevailing westerly breeze they blow onto my lawn, but to be fair, my leaves fall on our other neighbours garden.

I may in the future try your little ploy, and see if i can get back into my FB account, just for the fun of it ☺ It was getting like Pearl & Dean (for those who remember that far back at the pictures) just advert after advert, I spent ages ticking the "Stop seeing this advert" box, got pissed off with it and deleted the account.

Thought I best clear the fallen leaves from the back lawn, it started well enough, then a breeze picked, and, leaves are falling off the trees almost as fast as I am clearing them, sod it, I will wait a few weeks till the trees are bare..

I have just spent 30 minutes trying to delete my Facebook account.........what a rigmarole to have to go through. managed it in the end... And I had a 20 mile ride on the scoot it has been reasonably mild here.

I hear that that Indian 🏍 mechanics are the best. Mexicans?.......not so much.

@Tango ?

This weekend I will be sofa and bed testing mostly The garden furniture needs packing away, garden swing is knackered, so I will take that down and put it out for the scrap man. Would like ride on the scoot, it certainly needs a run to keep the working in running order, but doubt it will happen, so I guess it's going to be a day of

This seems to be me at the moment.

It can get boring though.... I had the scam ? "This is my new phone number" text message today.....could not be arsed with it, just blocked the number, apart from that, done fuck all.

Will the "Proper Application " involve buying a van?

I tried it, it makes me vomit

Last free day today, we have childminding duties for the next 2 weeks.... too old for that malarkey.

Welcome to the asylum.

Ride report. I can assure you there is nothing of interest on the roads I went along, 2 miles of the ride was through a trading estate. I would have liked to have gone to watch the sand racing at Mablethorpe this Sunday, but the forecast is dire, so I will watch the WSBK from sunny (and warm) Spain instead.

Battery charged, tyres inflated, front was 15 psi, rear was 10psi Had a 15 mile ride, needed full gear as its so cool here. Weekend weather is looking shite so not much of a chance for another ride.

I may paint it Dildo blue, which may gain it some interest from other Gammons.

Think he has the scooter scene covered, or at least he did. @boboneleg you still got the Vespa?

Hopefully if some (mug ) guy buys it I won't have that dilemma to contend with.