Clive

She got plenty of tablets, she takes 5 in the morning and 5 at night.

She has a Samsung tablet, and a (old ish) Samsung phone, she does not do jewellery, I did buy a her a £100 watch when we were in Minorca, she put it on a couple of times, it now lives in her bedside drawer She dont drink, don't smoke, swears alot though no hobbies to speak of, I did buy her a Alexa as a novelty present last year, think it's a foreign model, wife got fed up of repeating the questions to it, so that's in a cupboard somewhere. I expect I will end up taking her to the local pub for a meal and present her with a bunch of flowers, just seems a bit lacking for a 70th birthday celebration.

Condolences to @Tym....

Can you do the same @XTreme on here?

Finances.........we would have to raid our burial fund for such a expense........taking her to Mablethorpe for a weekend break, she will have to be happy with that.

She would need a driving licence 1st.....think her provisional one from 1980 has expired.

It's my wife's 70th birthday next month, ain't got a clue what to get her, she don't do jewellery, got more clothes and shoes than she needs for a average week/month/year.....she dreams of one last trip to Spain/Majorca (but thats out of the question) Its got to be something kinda special being its her 70th...but what? I am stumped.

@Marcel....Did you get the damp patch of the bed, or was it more like ?

You dirty dog @Marcel

Along with a 6 inch pube?

Looking better (warmer) for next week..but getting windy.

It ain't. The original one that is fitted has the dimensions of a box of matches.

Fooking wipers are working slow on the car, a common problem on the Sandero, will have to remove the mechanism and try to free it off, then lubricate it, but not while it's this cold. Swapped seat relay for the FI relay.......and scoot started, still thinking about wiring a Halfrauds relay in its place.

Not me, I can't even grow hair on my head or chin.......i end up looking like Shaggy from Scooby Doo , never been hairy anywhere on my person...

It surprised me, that she is English

It is deceiving here, sun blazing down, but rear lawn still white with frost.

Damn cold here, too cold to go into the shed to look at the scoots FI relay removal, do it at the weekend, supposed to be warmer, but wetter.

Nice view

I remember someone always calling people Cunts

Was saying boss fucks up, and someone else suffers.

He fucks up, and someone else suffers.

The sun has been blazing down here for the past 2 days, damn cold though. Been a walk to the shops, not worth taking any photos as it's just OAP bungalows most of the way to Tesco. Got to remove the screen and dash on the scoot to get to the (suspected) faulty FI relay, but too cold in the shed, so can't be arsed. Good photos @Saul