Clive

Yep you will be left with a good sized scar......and for gawds sake dont start saying to the newcomers/returners. " Do you want to see my gash"...

I could manage that, I think.... I will make do with a pizza.

These hearing aids cause wax problems, going to the hospital on Thursday, they will do a proper wax removal using suction, I trust them more than my shakey hands, never know, I could damage my hearing if I do it myself.

Just opened a present from my daughter, great they have bought me a tyre valves tool. No it's a device for digging out ear wax. Shit scared of using it, might damage my ear drums if I dig it in too far. it has a Bluetooth camera on it so you can see what your digging out.

Many years ago a old ish woman pulled out of a side road into my path, I clipped the front of her car (a original Mini) bashed the wing in and ripped off the front bumper, resulting in 20 odd stitches along the side of my foot, all this was witnessed by 2 trainee nurses waiting at a bus stop, they tended to me while the police and ambulance turned up, the police guy said the old gal was furious when he cautioned her for driving without due care and attention, all she said to him was..."I understand, but you always book the motorcyclist in these circumstances "

A Polish woman worked where my wife use to work said she found it cold in England during the winter..... maybe she meant the houses are not well insulated like back in Poland.....cos everything is better in Poland.

No I am glad to say, he reversed out his drive and into my car, punched my drivers side door in, he was gonna drive off, but I was looking out of the window and watched him do it..

Around where I live there are several (that I know off) Polish families, Shirebrook, many many there.

Many are still here, the one that hit me lives 3 doors down from my daughter, he has bought (or is buying) a house, and to his credit has spent some money on the place. Shirebrook, about 4 miles away has a very large Polish community, the vast majority work in the Sports Direct warehouse.

A Pole hit me last summer, and a Pole hit my daughters car last week......they top the league........and they were both driving BMW,s.....a bad combination it seems.

Merry Christmas.....hope he left you some nice presents.......

These things certainly bugger up your usual routine, something that you did with ease suddenly becomes laborious. With luck your Vertigo will soon be a thing of the past.....hope your x ray shows things are healing nicely

What?..eh?

I know......it is part of my deafness.....but I don't get it constantly.....thank the lord.

Welcome back.....sounds like you have had a terrible time of it.....hope the road to full recovery ain't a bumpy one. Vertigo....tell me about it.

Rude.

Its Water under the bridge @Pedro........ I am still the same old me, can't take a decent photo, can't string words together very well, but I have learned to not over react to things any longer.

Well done @Six30..........

That could be @Slowlycatchymonkey in action, do they get much snow where her gaff is in Spain? Oh and Merry Christmas to everybody.

Bike of the year in you sights.

Why do I feel like I won the wrong category Thanks for the votes..... but think I need to up my game. I still think the guys who voted for me are fucking deluded.

Not really, I bought a beat up car.

I had a 10 year break from bikes when my lad was born, seemed a good idea at the time. I did not do anything the money, just squandered it on fags and beer.

Just back, what a shambles.....this is the cleanest thing in their house!

Oh for the life of the rich and infamous.