Clive

Would not have got a response like that if Techno was still a MOD there...... or if @Six30 had got the gig.

Yeh there was (when I was on there) distinct lack of humour........ seems the same now.

How rude!

@Marcel is your man if you want a bush trimmed..

You got a answer yet?

Looks like the dunes at Mablethorpe

But no answers it seems....... do you think someone smells a rat?

I can read the forum, but can't sign in.

Me neither, but I bet someone over there rises up about it.

Incoming!

Guess.

She got plenty of tablets, she takes 5 in the morning and 5 at night.

She has a Samsung tablet, and a (old ish) Samsung phone, she does not do jewellery, I did buy a her a £100 watch when we were in Minorca, she put it on a couple of times, it now lives in her bedside drawer She dont drink, don't smoke, swears alot though no hobbies to speak of, I did buy her a Alexa as a novelty present last year, think it's a foreign model, wife got fed up of repeating the questions to it, so that's in a cupboard somewhere. I expect I will end up taking her to the local pub for a meal and present her with a bunch of flowers, just seems a bit lacking for a 70th birthday celebration.

Condolences to @Tym....

Can you do the same @XTreme on here?

Finances.........we would have to raid our burial fund for such a expense........taking her to Mablethorpe for a weekend break, she will have to be happy with that.

She would need a driving licence 1st.....think her provisional one from 1980 has expired.

It's my wife's 70th birthday next month, ain't got a clue what to get her, she don't do jewellery, got more clothes and shoes than she needs for a average week/month/year.....she dreams of one last trip to Spain/Majorca (but thats out of the question) Its got to be something kinda special being its her 70th...but what? I am stumped.

@Marcel....Did you get the damp patch of the bed, or was it more like ?

You dirty dog @Marcel

Along with a 6 inch pube?