Clive

Off to audiology at 11am, I expect I will be there till about 3pm, car park charge is gonna be horrendous taking sandwiches and flask, not going into costa Coffee in the hospital, Rob Dogs

But I will let @Six30 spill the beans.

Never thought I would feel sorry for a Moose......but there you go.

No @Pedro......it is Daelim S3 Advance (daft name) 250cc.

Take it easy, or else your wound will do this.

Says it will get up to 12c (yeh right) here today, but pissing it down, but got to do some food shopping later, better find my waterproofs.

What a fecking horrible morning out there, it makes me glad I don't have to go outside and go to work.

And Clive is pissed on a pint (or 2) of San Miguel ....

4 x660 ml bottles.......I am a lightweight, or more of a featherweight.

Had my (late) Christmas meal, everything was hot and cooked well, doubt I will be shouting Hughie down the lav at midnight.. 3 bottles of San Miguel to dispose of now, bet I have a head like thunder tomorrow morning.

Starving here, not getting my meal till 5pm. Taking Skol lager with me to drink with and after the meal, not sharing my San Miguel.

We will have our Christmas meal later today, son in law is doing the cooking, so I am expecting cold veg, luke warm potatoes, mashed & roasted, turkey could be warm or hot, and gravy like warm brown water...Food poisoning anyone?

Well there is that I suppose....

Yep you will be left with a good sized scar......and for gawds sake dont start saying to the newcomers/returners. " Do you want to see my gash"...

I could manage that, I think.... I will make do with a pizza.

These hearing aids cause wax problems, going to the hospital on Thursday, they will do a proper wax removal using suction, I trust them more than my shakey hands, never know, I could damage my hearing if I do it myself.

Just opened a present from my daughter, great they have bought me a tyre valves tool. No it's a device for digging out ear wax. Shit scared of using it, might damage my ear drums if I dig it in too far. it has a Bluetooth camera on it so you can see what your digging out.

Many years ago a old ish woman pulled out of a side road into my path, I clipped the front of her car (a original Mini) bashed the wing in and ripped off the front bumper, resulting in 20 odd stitches along the side of my foot, all this was witnessed by 2 trainee nurses waiting at a bus stop, they tended to me while the police and ambulance turned up, the police guy said the old gal was furious when he cautioned her for driving without due care and attention, all she said to him was..."I understand, but you always book the motorcyclist in these circumstances "

A Polish woman worked where my wife use to work said she found it cold in England during the winter..... maybe she meant the houses are not well insulated like back in Poland.....cos everything is better in Poland.

No I am glad to say, he reversed out his drive and into my car, punched my drivers side door in, he was gonna drive off, but I was looking out of the window and watched him do it..

Around where I live there are several (that I know off) Polish families, Shirebrook, many many there.

Many are still here, the one that hit me lives 3 doors down from my daughter, he has bought (or is buying) a house, and to his credit has spent some money on the place. Shirebrook, about 4 miles away has a very large Polish community, the vast majority work in the Sports Direct warehouse.

A Pole hit me last summer, and a Pole hit my daughters car last week......they top the league........and they were both driving BMW,s.....a bad combination it seems.

Merry Christmas.....hope he left you some nice presents.......

These things certainly bugger up your usual routine, something that you did with ease suddenly becomes laborious. With luck your Vertigo will soon be a thing of the past.....hope your x ray shows things are healing nicely