boboneleg

You silly man , everyone keeps their tools under the bed !! don't they ............

So Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns to Elmer and says: “Is this Whiskey?” Elmer says: “Yeth but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!!”

So the car has passed MOT but advisories on tyres, 3 and 4mm. The car has only done 8734 miles from new

Sat in the showroom. First MOT on the Citroen this morning, they’ll probably condem it She’s seen sense and ordered a Honda this time .

A 3 pence lucky bag

You're right but I didn't pay for anything . Must've been my lucky day

Out with the Mafia last night for Mother’s Day

Nice one Dave, shame about the electrical gremlins

Nice one Fred, looks like a good day out

Told you before, he’s got no ‘off’ button ……

I voted the same way that you did, that makes you a cunt as well

Although @Six30 did his very best this month and presented the dildo with an aesthetically pleasing back drop (not a car park) I have gone with the other Triumph

The gasket bloated like that is definitely caused by the shite petrol we get now. You just can't leave a bike for any amount of time unless you drain or add fuel stabilizer. But of course it's all saving the earth ....

Any particular car park in mind ?

Get to it , whatever it is your doing . Let us know here ................ Clive the Stud will just be w*nking from now on as his weekend has been ruined after he attempted the sexual olympics in the caravan

Those tyres are extremely gay , sort it out

Ok , listen up Paul so you can actually learn something.............. It doesn't have a DSG box or dual mass flywheel or Adblue or any of that shit that causes aggro on today's vans. It is a geared automatic , clunky sometimes but works fine ................. btw , how's your wet belt ........

You hear that boys and girls. @Six30 is going to do BOTM from now on . Pete said you're getting closer to that mod job

A carbed Triumph would be a good choice .......................

Once again you have proved that although you class yourself as a good salesman , you really need to do better .

Nice one @Clive . Between you and @Saul you make a good emergency response team

Today I will be mainly taking the van for a wash and brush up .

Photos of the beach race please @Clive