boboneleg

They said they'd rather save them until some sort of blue dildo bike passes by ...............

It's a long story but the van is still coming .

Feckin builders have taken over my garage

Would that be on the blue dildo bike or the off road bike with the gay tyres ..................

Just found this .................. https://www.ducatiforum.co.uk/threads/completey-motorbikes-gone-into-administration.101084/

Yes, they're part of completely bikes now.

OMG , I wonder if that's all their stores because they're a big outfit

Doggie Walking tomorrow, Ersilia's birthday on Sunday so I'll be attending to her needs as required ...............

Which team is that you're sponsoring Ray ?

I wish I was as handy as you but without the Moose fetish .................

Not worth repairing and Monster parts don't fetch big money.

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It's a 24 year old Ducati so unless it's been very well looked after it'll be rough. What service history does it have and when was the last time it was worked on ? Belts having been done is good but carbs needing work could be difficult as parts are hard to get. What's the condition of the fuel tank ? If it's been stood for a while then the fuel tank will need looking at as they suffer from water ingress so it may be rusty inside. The shock mounts will be probably be seized and brake calipers will need attention. Is it £300 to you because you're a mate or is it £300 because it's a dog and you'll have to spend £1500 to get it roadworthy ?

That's better......................

How very dare you , I live at least 2 miles from the nearest council estate.

This is much better than any Royal Enfield imo .............. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/267007750382?_skw=motorcycle&itmmeta=01J97DDSHVHVYCNP0FN4NPYSDH&hash=item3e2ae6f0ee%3Ag%3ApyoAAOSwv2tmUwzm&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA8HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKkRBDO9piA7hM39sRhoAFpbX7OtqTkEt9UNSCv7mdsC9De%2F9lngwvZNSRn9hC4BibRnuIYJHsTMvs%2FwAGE6suZ1B5OAQxgCOjahD7kp6N8fuoEXOz8D87QSr%2BwtOxGe7ZsspeB7xQTwgE6kGNL542OG1ZudngT5HHF0u%2BdGbB1%2Fkc4sy2U1WjIyCyjCXBGHBrsfFSnMRYRGG6SXEvJREImOEU0W5GHF9Nay41MpPnHAMD8KUc%2Fjn9Qljy%2BBqtYoP5HRpRSq0KEZnxhdxRn2%2FWbvrNm%2Bh4Ek430hxzfcUnwq3Q%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR_6Yt-3JZA&LH_BIN=1

Hello Jimbo , I would second the CB500 . Easy to ride and long lasting

Oi !!!!

Anyone want to translate this ................................... I think it's some sort of Canadian Moose dialect ..

I drove a Daimler Double Six similar to that in the early eighties from the motor show back down the M5 , it did about 12mpg

Ouch

We had the rain all last week Dave.

Swimming pool. Jacuzzi and Health spa.