boboneleg

I though you might have read it on the net, you seem to know everything else that's going on in UK

Is it Fred's birthday as well , why didn't admin tell us ?

That's four words Lionel, you'd better go and have a lie down

@XTreme was taking photos of his groin @Buckster was delivering bibles to a Lesbian motobiker gang @busabeast was in a ditch @Sir Fallsalot was up to his neck in shit @Six30 was tucking up some old dear with a cut and shut Corsa @Marcel was burying himself in a snow drift @Pedro was cooking some road kill stew @Clive was fighting with the lesser know mould monster @Skippy was being arrested for punching his neighbour in the supermarket @zzzak was holding the annual Aussie convention for tin hat wearers @Saul was off on another 10 mile hike around the coast @MooN was trying to translate the words for 'shit Chinese metal' into English sorry if I've missed anyone out .

I don't think you'll encounter any mud as it's nearly all rock base, there may be puddles if it has been raining. We did La Brigue to Limone and then down the Colle de Tenda . I'm not at all annoyed that they charge to ride it now (they do the same for the Sommellier now) as it pays for the upkeep of the road and allows it to remain open. My mistake with the distance , it was about 23 miles NOT kms.

Most of the Via del Sale is pretty straightforward to ride but there are a few rocky areas that you have to be confident to ride. I'm sure @Sir Fallsalot can confirm ? We had a Austrian guy on a GS1200 join us to ride along it's length (about 23kms) and he did drop his bike on one of the rock gardens and trash his Touratech lights (not that he seemed to care). You also have to pay to ride it now and there may be restrictions on what days you can ride - https://www.altaviadelsale.com/eng/itineraries In no way am I trying to put you off riding it as it a spectacular route and one that I want to go back to before I hang up my riding boots .

and ?

OMG !! I haven't heard that for years

Exactly , and that's why I won't have a meter either. When they supply a decent service and stop their polluting then I might have one of their meters.

It's a shit situation @Clive , I don't want to stray into politics but this government doesn't give a flying f*ck about the average man. None of those c*nts are living on the breadline.

I just paid my water bill for this year, £782 for the year. Of that sum £438 is for sewerage which is a fucking joke considering how much they chuck in the rivers and sea

Gayer

I thought you were going to ask @Clive if he had any photos

Pardon

Are you sure you don't mean he's a big member ?

I'm back , what have I missed ?

Well I didn't delete anything and @Buckster is out driving the number 37 at the moment

I’m packing as I’m off for a stag weekend in Lincoln

I’m away this weekend on a stag weekend. I’m going to miss all this excitement

Yes please

Happy Valentines Day my luvvers

We had them on Sunday , I only had 3 . I don't want to get called a fat bastard like everyone lese on here