boboneleg

Been down to see my Auntie in the cottage hospital in Clevedon. She's 91 and is more or less on end of life care, I hadn't seen her for over 10 years. We had a good old chat and she told me a lot of stuff about my family that I didn't know. It was good to see her and even though she didn't look at her best her mind was still as sharp as ever

Yeah, what's his first name or is it just Mr God

Jesus, this weather is getting depressing . Is there no end to this rain ...............

Point of order !! I have shared a room with Fred and although I wasn't looking at his pants I'm pretty certain that he hasn't got a pussy .............

It would have been more exciting for if you'd walked down the road a bit . You could have stood outside 'the Beacon' and shoted loudly 'why isn't this callled the Colston Hall anymore' That would have guaranteed you full attention from about 1000 woke feckers in less than a minute

Poor old @XTreme is so bored that he has resorted to showing his bald turkey to anyone . I see an arrest coming when the Spanish police catch on to this ..................

You need to go and stand in front of them and tell them to stop

Do they have 6 fingers or toes

They’re probably chatting about the miserable Brits next door

Very cool

Totally depends on what needs doing . We don’t do a ‘menu’ service but it would definitely be done properly.

That looks proper, if he ever wants it serviced you know where to go

Have you left yet Fred, how are you travelling as it's going to be hairy on the bridge if this wind keeps up .....................

I did wonder when you said where you were going, you've probably dodged a bullet though as it used to be a gay club ..........

Lol, I just googled that . A long time ago that pub was a club and we managed to get in there after being refused everywhere else. The bogs were upstairs and when I went up with my mate he carried on up a further flight of stairs . We found the store room up the top and proceeded to help ourselves to as many bottles of gin/vodka/brandy as we could stuff down our trousers. We then made a sharp exit and walked down to the centre and sat on the benches where we had our own party

I'm going down mum-in-laws for a feast, my wife is busy doing a leg of lamb right now. We will have to celebrate the New Year twice as it happens an hour earlier in Italy and we will also have to watch Italian TV all night which is feckin awful

Oh come on !! I haven't got time today to go trolling through previous posts

Where are you off too ?

Jesus, we've got thunder and lightning now