boboneleg

I think Fred is more in my ballpark , I'm 87kg.

I love this , it sounds like they're having a huge debate but set to music .................

I'm not sure if either of my bikes can take 116kg of muscle

Yeah, I did a bit of research and apparently Gloucestershire are c*nts

I'm listening to the expert here

My wife got done for 26 in a 20mph and she got a course but that was in Bristol. this is Gloucestershire and I've been told they are c*nts

Yebbut you would have been doing 99mph

It's just another form of tax over here @Marcel

I really hope so, my licence has been clean for over 20 years. I suppose the law of averages was against me

It's a F8cking joke on a wide road like that

Yeah , must've been . I certainly didn't see anything, it's a wide dual-carriageway so f*ck knows where he was hiding ..........

W*nkers This just dopped through the letter box ..............

Is that his idea of foreplay ..........

Yes, swallowing needles is a very common thing ...........

That was an ice-cream overdose ..................

Well worth a visit if you're in the area Dave

Yeah come on Pete , get off your lazy ass and get attended to ...........

On the way home it was a case of dodging showers all the way back .................... It was looking really threatening as I approached Batheaston so I stopped at a cafe to get a bite to eat. Fecking £10.70 for a bacon ciabatta and a coffee I took revenge by taking a very smelly dump in their toilets before I left . At least i could keep an eye on my bike from where I was sat in this massive mirror..............

and the last place had some real oddballs ................. and if I could have taken any one of the cars home with me it would have been this one. A series one Honda Civic with the Hondamatic gearbox............

There was a small hall with motorcycle and pushbikes in as well..........

Down in the newest hall were some good and some not so good cars that you'll probably all remember............... Love this Jag 420............ I drove a Scimitar like this back in the day , I can even remember the reg number , 4DOP................... one for @Catteeclan, it was only a 1600L though Dave but quite tidy ............. This Mini was unusual in that it didn't have a conventional gearbox , just some torque converter arrangement that gave a forward and reverse gear. It was supposedly Alec Issigonis's own car ...............

Then we went from the sublime to the ridiculous, a superb Toyota Celica ST2000 and an even better (imo) Opel Manta To a FSO In one part of the hall @Buckster was doing his 'other' job and then there was an example of the first mass produced car, the Model T Ford.................

The Limousine hall ............. Anyone who had a car in the 1970/80's will tell you sh*t these alarms were

The museum has three small halls, it's very neat and tidy with all sorts of stuff to see...............

I had a pass out today and the weather was taking a slight pause between storms so I had a look at the forecast to see which direction to go. East looked best so off to Wiltshire but where should I go ? On the far side of Calne I've passed a 'Motor Museum' sign countless times so a quick look on the net confirmed that it was open. It took about an hour to get there and probably because of the shitty weather it turned out that I had the place to myself. This couple are the original owners, unfortunately they've both passed on now so the museum is governed by a trust............. and this car was the first one to enter their collection which eventually became the museum, it's a 1937 Buick Albermarle.............. Th