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What about this for @XTreme . It will stop him getting another hernia and if we lock it and keep the key there will be no more of those goddam photos of his parts ...................

I was thinking of getting this for @busabeast for his lorry .................

This one ............

Which one , where's the photo ?

I'll start............. I'd like to get @Buckster a church all for himself. That way he could just go there and pray without all the other c*unts annoying him

So let's do a virtual secret santa for everyone on here. If you were going to get a gift for someone on here what would it be .............................

Watched a programme with Ricky Tomlinson and Ralf Little driving around in a camper van last night. It was very entertaining but why do northerners bang on so much about it's soooooooooo great to be from the north ? They're nearly as bad as the Welsh .....................

What's the EU .................

Jesus, how on earth did her leg end up in there

I'm not even going to start on the laundry girls when I was a driver for Clifton Cleaning in my early twenties . There was one girl (married) who dyed her hair blonde and tried to convince me that she was her sister (single) just to try and get me to go out with her

Has anyone nominated @XTreme for TOTY as this is blatant late move for the crown

There's just no reply that is right for that statement

He can't have a noisy one, those bungalows have thin walls.

Now I'm not an expert of these matters but wouldn't vessel be better employed in Dover rather than the Fowey estuary

Got any photos of your camping trips @cafebikerpro ?

Speak for yourself

That is the best post I've seen for ages and totally correct on all counts

It's definitely not you @Clive

As @Pedro has already been nominated i'd like to nominate @Saul

There is one person on here who is a complete and utter TWAT but I won't nominate him as I reckon we use it as a term of endearment and there is nothing endearing about that person . So I'm left with a toss-up between two peeps. @Marcel continues to be in top twat form but I'm going to nominate @busabeast as he has come out with some proper winners this year

That's so true I can remember coming by the Veranda (spelling ?) in about February of 1993 on our trail bikes , covered in shit after doing Gwynre Fawr and the Gap road. There were about 30 power rangers stood there all freezing their bollox off because you had to wear leathers to match your sportsbike . They looked at us like we were aliens but even though we were covered in shit we wern't dying of cold like them