boboneleg

Finished buttoning up my clutch on the Donkey, glad I did it now as I had a look at the NSU screws while I was in there and they were loose .

Only f*cking just

It looks tough going Fred, I'm past all that stuff now . But I'm not at the stage where I'm a puddle dodger or van boy

Wallace and Gromit did

Fixed for you .................

Bloody illegal immigrants get everywhere

If I just wear just a shoe, trainer, boot etc on the rubber foot it squeaks like f*ck. I wear a sock on it and change when it wears through , usually on the heel.

Plenty on our news about France and Belgium, nothing about Portugal .............................. sorry.

A memory just came up on my you tube .................

and I didn't leave any tyre tracks .....................

That twat @Motobiker grassed him up

He's getting of rid his 6 inch pubes

I like it , Sack is the perfect name for him . He aught to be kept in a sack .

Start of the six nations tonight . Going to visit my Mum with Paolo on the train tomorrow , if the trains are working .

Your shit gets worse, I can confirm that I've never been to the moon.

I got pulled and taken into a room in Greece once after my bag had been through the X-ray machine. They made me open a little tub that I had in my bag but were very disappointed when they discovered that it just talcum powder

Bastard , mine was BOTY. Sort it out @XTreme or you’ll be hearing from my solicitors

Does that make you a Sugar Puff then ?

I think you’ll find it’ll be poof central

In work , just packed a petrol tank for a Monster to go to Chorley. £23.86 for next day delivery