boboneleg

Indeed ............

Absolute twats

I am Mr Gofer today . Ersilia and Paolo both have a cough and cold so after my trip to the doctors I did the shopping. I have just made them some breakfast but god help them if I have to make the dinner this evening

It could be one of the Spanish Ducati’s made under licence

Are you sure that’s a Ducati? It’s a two stroke for a start and the only 2 stroke that I can think of is the Cucciolo which was a moped

What time were you out @Saul ?

I didn't include you in the conversation at the outset as I thought this thing was for over 65's , I didn't think you we there yet

I’ve only had one up the arse examination, I asked for a lady doctor, no way is a man doing that on me

That sounds more promising

I'll let you know if they shove anything up my arse tomorrow

Did they shove anything up your arse , what happens ?

Here's a joke for you , this was the last estimate the RAC gave me for my recovery before I told them to get me a taxi, remembering that I informed them at 4.27 pm the day before

Anyone had to go for AAA screening ? @Renegade , @Clive , @Specs ? I've got an appointment tomorrow .

After he's painted the wheels is my guess ..............

Lol, this is brilliant ................

Yeah, there were loads of French dudes eating soup in India

Can you expand on that .............

It's like a curry flavoured soup

Is the Rekluse clutch a new fitment for you @Pedro or have you used one before ?

You've done it yourself have you .....................

The bloke tends to make statements that just cause a fuss, that way he gets more streams and more cash

What about dickheads on Indians, are they acceptable?