I have just phoned the mayor of Huescar to inform him that you are a fake Welshman and that your real name is Windsor. Expect a knock on your door in the next five minutes...............
Oh come on. You played hooker, that doesn't involve any running around. Plus you'll now turn into an ugly fecker overnight, when was the last time you saw a handsome hooker ..............
I have a sense of deja-vu, I remember doing similar on my Renault Traffic camper van many years ago. The camper van was great in that you didn't need to jack it up , I could just crawl underneath to do the job.
She's a good lady, I have plenty of sympathy at the moment......................
However, if I don't get the chores done tomorrow that may change.........