boboneleg

So to put it another way, Karen has given you a bollocking

On a brighter note (see what I did there ), how does the new bike compare to the previous one ?

Well I'll get you one of those kits but you have to go out on your bike dressed like that

What has a woman with full make up on, displaying her cleavage and what look like a fur (faux) coat on got to do with that product .When was the last time you saw a woman dressed like that repairing a puncture ? I agree with you, that photo is a load of bollocks

yes, saw it this afternoon. I only met him once but had several conversations online about ROW and lanes . RIP James

Article on the radio basically saying that these smart meters are shite. I’ve managed to avoid them so far .

We had bike in today and underneath his seat was a tyre repair kit. All good so far but what the f*ck has she got to do with repairing your tubeless tyre ?? Yours, miserable f*cker of Clutton

Yep , I've had prep the day before my op before now and also had to wait six weeks another time.

I think you'll find a big difference once you can open up the revs. My mate says his needs spinning up to get it really moving .

Blood pressure, heart mointor etc, that sort of stuff to make sure your ok for surgery . Had it done loads of times. You being a Ginger they may be inspecting your genitals for mange as well

Cheers Bob, that's his new name from now on

I don't have a cool robot but I do have Mr Blobby' s cousin on my workdesk

It's fine mate . There are those on this forum who consider Honda ownership to be gay, whereas the sensible peeps here realise that they are great reliable bikes

I see you have a gay Honda in the background

I like to have a go on one

Knobber

Feckin crazy innit

Until you want something heavy lifting somewhere

One of the best adverts ever

Just get out there and take a photo of your bike in the middle of a big puddle, live a little ...............

Yebbut, you don't smoke

F*ck off, don't send your fan boys in my direction ................

Pete has taken a copy of this and is off having a crafty w*nk now ...........................