boboneleg

I used to like watching them, Les Kellett, Jonnie Kwango, Masambula et al

Surely everyone wants to marry a farmer don't they

I'm more sort of concentrating on staying upright

That explains the aggro I get when walking down through the woods

That would suit Pete then

@XTreme wants to know if your selling it ?

Wasn't he part of the 'Hells Angels' tag team in the '60's ?

That's the only place where I used to crank up my KTM950, 130mph on knobblies was enough for me

With the dildo or without ?

Personally I can't see how cycling is going to be any easier than walking. Like @Pedro said, just take a gentle stroll to the shop/park/DBM's clubhouse to start off with

That, right there. You've got to want to do it

Personally, yes I would , I have absolutely no interest in anything like that. I have missile Ducati's at my disposal in work all the time but I've no desire to ride them as I've done all that years ago. Like I say, we all have different needs/wants from our bikes and that's why peeps buy the bikes that suit them and their needs. As you're still (fairly) young I see fully understand your need for speed but there's a lot of guys on here who have been there and done that so their priorities are differnet now

@alfalfa for me , cool bike in a cool location

If you only have one bike then a bike that does everything but not great at any one thing makes perfect sense to me. We all have different reasons for liking the bike we have, personally I don't see any point in a 200bhp bike on UK roads, That's not a dig at you @busabeast but where can you actually use all that power ?

That's exceptional for a bike ;like that

Anything on youtube that might help you out ? I found a couple of useful vids on there when I replaced the shite chinese double-din in my Cube for a Pioneer head unit. It took four goes but I got everything working in the end including the reverse camera and hands free microphone for phone calls.

You wee'd in the church

It's not even that. Anything over 140mph and you'd be hanging on for grim death with no fairing.

Gay

Great photos @Pedro This is my favourite ........

I used to have a Tenere700, that was 105nm for the rear axle nut , I suspect that 's what your bike should be as well.

Seperated at birth , what do you reckon ?