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I haven't done that ford for years Fred , we must make it a mission next year that you take me that ford and I'll take you to couple over here

This is why you need to clean your bike thoroughly if you've been messing about in mud. My bike was jet washed on the way home from Saturdays ride but I got it up on the bench yesterday and found all this living behind the front sprocket ..........

@Pedro has got a vote. I wonder if it's like the Eurovision song contest where neighbours always vote for each other .........

Alcohol sales will plummet , god help the booze trade

Marcel after discovering the lady down the road has just bought 10 tubs of strawberry ice cream

You're mistaking me with Fred

Should've been 6 months

Quiet evening in on my own (hopefully) . Ersilia and Paolo are going down her mums but I've refused as I'm not sitting there watching shit Italian TV

Anyone else working today ? I have just made a big box out of six smaller boxes to ship a headlight fairing . I knew watching Blue Peter when I was a boy would come in handy one day

I apologise @Pedro , I missed the bit where it said you still had to own the bike . My bad .........

I think @Six30 should be allowed to run it , then we'd see what a real shit fest looks like ................

Can I ask why this is not in the vote , because it was in the submissions

Sort your crayons out @Six30 , that's Royal blue not Dildo blue ................

Yes, you won 'Best Barge'

Twas a mudfest today , my boots and helmet bare testament to the shitty conditions .............. Luckily the Untied Nations car wash was still open on the way home ..............

No church for me , I'm banned for being hetrosexual

There will be some styling and profiling today

Oh dear , you’re living by that big river in Egypt

Ummmmmmmmm , obviously you read the news with blinkers on .

Actually I think all the homosexuals are to busy in church to go to Costa

A coffee

I totally fail to see how having a coffee is gay but if you want to talk about bum bandits we can always talk about church dudes

This is much better shopping today