boboneleg

Nice new bit of artwork down by the river today

I’ve seen plenty of real Spain in the Pyrenees and there are plenty of swimming pools. Pethaps that’s why the Catalans want independence from you backward lot

Fuckmine, it's Spain isn't it and you haven't got a swimming pool ? What sort of place have you moved to ? No wonder the FPM wants to go back to her Polish ghetto

We got threathened with arrest at West Brom in the late seventies for pissing against a wall. We sweet talked our way out of it by buying the policeman and policewoman a hot dog each. I was laughing my head off (under my breath) as I handed over their hot dogs as I still had pissy fingers

I love Beccles , long time since I’ve been there. Have a pint of Aspalls while you’re there

Get down the swimming pool and show us your breast stroke

You have such a way with words Lionel, do you come out with those gems in front of your wife .............

What will you be wearing for this occasion ?

No riding for me . Ersilia and her sister are going to the NEC in Birmingham tomorrow for a gardening show so Paolo and myself will probably be off for a walk tomorrow. Saturday evening I shall try to consume some of these

Collected my refurbished shock yesterday and it’s on . I’ve put 45 clicks on the rebound so I’ll see how that goes

It’s feckin hot in my garage

Nice one Dave, I'm sure the spiders will appreciate your hard work

They send me lady 'things' as well. I've just unsuscribed due to their ads being 'inappropriate' . Let's see if they take any notice

Yep, you use to be able to get a nice cup of tea in the chapel. In other news John Wesley used to preach at Hanham Mount just up the road from me and you use John Wesley Road to get down to the road where I live https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wesley

Marcel's special package ..................

What's the fishing net for , are you off to catch some tiddlers

They're called well nuts ............... and that's not an excuse for you to come out with any smutty remarks

The mod pointed out to you that you were not doing things correctly ...........

Point of order, this should be in the Motorcycle workshop section. Sort it out ........... ..

Nice one @Tango , great song

It’s not the way the motorcycle dealers work though nowadays. Bikes are almost built to order

That quarter of an inch makes all the difference…… what you say @Slowlycatchymonkey ?

I'm looking forward to this, make sure you do a write up in the Motorcycle workshop section so we can all benefit from your experience