boboneleg

Yebbut, does the key have a battery in it ? If it does it may not be sending a signal to the ignition transponder so it won't start

It's like an episode of Steptoe & Son but with a funny accent ...............

Pete, it's not something as simple as the key fob needs a new battery is it ?

Yes but a hernia trumps arthur itus

Forums are ace sometimes ................... my advice turned out to be shit

Exactly my point, what defines a true Celt ? I don't think Celts were any different to the rest of this island for breeding with Danes, Saxons, Romans, French or any of the other invaders who came here. Anyway, Bristolians are the only true English race . Come to St. Pauls and see ................

Is your boss cool with that ? In my day it was frowned upon mainly due to insurance. Anyway, she looks perfectly happy there

By folklore yes but how many are actually true Celts , probably less than 1% . Whereas for you lot from Swansea it's probably less than 0.001% as you'll shag anyone from anywhere

I see it's a proper bargefest then .................

I'll bet it's the relay then but @Catteeclan is your man for this . Have you tried to jump start it from another car ?

Don't worry about it mate @XTreme is obsessed with it ............ what you say @Six30 ?

If it's manual put it in second gear and push the car to rock it (this should be funny with his hernia). That may free up the starter (if it is that ). With the ignition on is there a click when you turn the key ? If there isn't then it could be the relay .

I've failed but to be fair Chipping Norton is Oxfordshire and I didn't do that area. Are you going to go to Jeremy's farm ?

Tewkesbury

@Buckster is getting you this one ....................

Took Paolo too his club this morning then did the grocery shopping. Ersilia has just gone off to visit her Mum in hospital, she's on a ward now after spending last night in a corridor

Cheltenham

I worked as an assistant auditor for a chain of newagents and they had a shop there.

Lol , that's probably why I like it . It's simple like me

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that's a rigid @Marcel , it doesn't have a trailer attached to it .......

In 1976 I used to work in one of the shops here, it was scary even back then .....................

@Six30 would

Sorry to say this but I bet it won't be that simple , my i-phone and my garmin Montana are sworn enemies if you try to get them to talk to each other directly. The best way for my application is to use Basecamp on my puter and transfer into the Montana from there. I have tried Garmin Connect , Garmin Drive and Garmin Explore but the i-phone says no

I think this is the equivalent river class of @Buckster's rig ..............