boboneleg

I’m the Citroën stealers having the first service on her car . They’ve admitted there is a problem with that model but they can’t fix it

I presume he’ll follow you to your gaff as that much is going to be a fucker to get into a Picasso

Nice one @Catteeclan , I bet that beats working on feckin Peugeots

lol. we had a mate who always ordered food in the pub on a Saturday dinner time. He got pissed off with twats eating his chips so he'd reach down his pants , grab a hanful of pubes and spread them on his chips . Some of the dirty feckers still ate his chips

Perv alert

I reckon there's a good chance that will be a 'no' then

I've just been to Bike Torque to get some parts for a Panigale . There was another customer in there who was being served , after a while he turned around and saw me. I had my shorts on and he looked at me and said 'what's the chances of that then' , with that he pullled up his trouser to reveal a prosthetic leg !! I had a chat with him and it it truns out he does bike tours, this is the guy ..............

Doesn’t look like it’s been ridden far

Here’s our furry friend before @XTreme reverts back to type

Great photos Sofia, we like furry friends

Yep thats the one. Some amazing work how they've grafted old views of the steelworks etc into the scenes. There was even one where they're building the M4 . I remember that well, it was a traffic nightmare while they were doing that.

We've got one in work so I don't need to spend ..............

I seem to be on a roll lately as fas as the Tv is concerned. Enjoying the Steeltown Murders on BBC, @XTreme probably remembers the case in Port Talbot.

Yeah baby

You'd have trouble changing gear with them feckin platform boots on

There is £150 in an envelope somewhere in our house . I hid it so well over 25 years ago that I've never been able to find it

Too busy adjusting my new screen spoiler to take pics . Ride a couple of miles , get off and adjust, repeat , repeat .

Been for a short blast up over the Mendips and back. Lovely out at 08.00 , no one about , home now before all the power rangers and wannabe's appear .

I have a bloke living next door to me who's been claiming disability for the past twenty years but my wife and sister-in-law see him shaking his thing when they go out at the local disco/club . The fuckers wouldn't give me disability allowance though as I ride a motorcycle ...........

You'd probably do that over here as well, they are a bike in demand.

Fair play, Ive been looking at facebook marketplace to expand our sales but it strikes me a s a place where they'd rather buy a ropey pit bike rather than a soted old skool Ducati

lol. It was a serious enquiry. I've never done facetwat , is that a good selling platform for you ?

Feckin brilliant You've got to let me know if you're doing any rallys ove here again (Ogri Rally) . I'll come along with Tone, Leigh etc

What like Fiesta's with dodgy engines/transmissions ? asking for a friend