boboneleg

I'd better wear my leather jacket then as none of my lycra fits anymore

Lionel is

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Kippers. I'm going to have to get down there

ok, you better take it to Juan/Manuel/Santiago/Ivan/Alvaro/Pablo/Javier .

That's cos you look like a tea leaf

That's true, is the spare key purely a key or does that have a battery in it as well ?

Yebbut, does the key have a battery in it ? If it does it may not be sending a signal to the ignition transponder so it won't start

It's like an episode of Steptoe & Son but with a funny accent ...............

Pete, it's not something as simple as the key fob needs a new battery is it ?

Yes but a hernia trumps arthur itus

Forums are ace sometimes ................... my advice turned out to be shit

Exactly my point, what defines a true Celt ? I don't think Celts were any different to the rest of this island for breeding with Danes, Saxons, Romans, French or any of the other invaders who came here. Anyway, Bristolians are the only true English race . Come to St. Pauls and see ................

Is your boss cool with that ? In my day it was frowned upon mainly due to insurance. Anyway, she looks perfectly happy there

By folklore yes but how many are actually true Celts , probably less than 1% . Whereas for you lot from Swansea it's probably less than 0.001% as you'll shag anyone from anywhere

I see it's a proper bargefest then .................

I'll bet it's the relay then but @Catteeclan is your man for this . Have you tried to jump start it from another car ?

Don't worry about it mate @XTreme is obsessed with it ............ what you say @Six30 ?

If it's manual put it in second gear and push the car to rock it (this should be funny with his hernia). That may free up the starter (if it is that ). With the ignition on is there a click when you turn the key ? If there isn't then it could be the relay .

I've failed but to be fair Chipping Norton is Oxfordshire and I didn't do that area. Are you going to go to Jeremy's farm ?

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