boboneleg

I'm just trying to make a point to Captain Bullshit. I could just delete everything he posts but that's not really the done thing is it.

As a mod I can't put you on ignore so I have to read your endless drivel, I find it F8cking tedious. If anyone wants to be a mod they can swap with me and then I can put the knob on ignore

Yeah, but I actually ride my bike there ..........

I have a bike holiday nearly very year, it doesn't involve my family and they wouldn't want it to .

At this point I have to remind you Fred that you only got away with that once............

But, but you were in France ?

I'm really liking the two-wheeld trout

Just when I think you can't possibly come out with anything more stupid than your previous crap you exceed yourself with possibly the most stupid statement I've ever seen . You'd be a great politician, most of them live in a fantasy land as well .

Yep, I like looking at them but modern bikes are sooooooooooo much better to ride. The good thing about those old bikes is they were so easy to work on

Nice one Chris. I've been through Clermont a couple of times and it strikes me as right shithole. Le Puy on the other hand is glorious, I may be heading back that way from Italy in July. I like the look of the salade de chevre chaud, was it proper stinky ?

I had one of the last TS250ER , local shop was selling them off cheap as the new model was arriving soon, I paid £679 on the road. I wouldn't want one now though, although it never let me down they were very cheaply made. Brittle plastics, 6V electrics , dodgy wiring and some other stuff that I can't recall now.

That strawberry stuff has been around for years, I used to purposely ride behind a guy on a two-stroke bike years ago just to get a wiff. Can't beat the smell of Castrol-R though ............... https://www.castrol.com/en_gb/united-kingdom/home/motorcycle-oil-and-fluids/motorcycle-engine-oils/2-stroke-engine-oils.html

I haven't got netflix but I'll see if it's on amazon prime

On season 4 of Gomorrah now , only thing I've watched all the way through for years ............

Dear plod, I think you'll find the offender is the bald guy bending down by that car ..................

You're not using correctly then, pencil guages like that are the most accurate devices for measuring tyre pressure.

Photos or it didn't happen

Out for a walk with Paolo, stopped by the gay may pole

Ha so !

I didn't know Father Xmas had such a big ball bag

I had a 990 Dakar as well but no more KTM's for me. They've lost they're way imo .............

I was informed that it's Fathers day soon and what would I like. I couldn't think of anything and then the guy that was repairing our fence this morning smashed my KTM mug . So after work I popped into Riders and got a Ducati mug to replace it, I hope my son thinks it's a good choice

You haven't done a tea-bag run for ages and you have no excuse as you have that humungus shIT top box

Don't do it Clive, it'll be the begining of the end. I can't possibly know what your personal circumstances are but for me there is no way I'd give up my bike because my wife didn't like it.