boboneleg

You'd have trouble changing gear with them feckin platform boots on

There is £150 in an envelope somewhere in our house . I hid it so well over 25 years ago that I've never been able to find it

Too busy adjusting my new screen spoiler to take pics . Ride a couple of miles , get off and adjust, repeat , repeat .

Been for a short blast up over the Mendips and back. Lovely out at 08.00 , no one about , home now before all the power rangers and wannabe's appear .

I have a bloke living next door to me who's been claiming disability for the past twenty years but my wife and sister-in-law see him shaking his thing when they go out at the local disco/club . The fuckers wouldn't give me disability allowance though as I ride a motorcycle ...........

You'd probably do that over here as well, they are a bike in demand.

Fair play, Ive been looking at facebook marketplace to expand our sales but it strikes me a s a place where they'd rather buy a ropey pit bike rather than a soted old skool Ducati

lol. It was a serious enquiry. I've never done facetwat , is that a good selling platform for you ?

Feckin brilliant You've got to let me know if you're doing any rallys ove here again (Ogri Rally) . I'll come along with Tone, Leigh etc

What like Fiesta's with dodgy engines/transmissions ? asking for a friend

How's the rally going @Sir Fallsalot ?

Yes, more or less @Pedro It's almost pure apples fermented.

That's exactly what I thought it was . These big dealers aren't worth a wank , I hope you get some satisfaction but in the end you're just another number to them.

What do you advertise ?

So you win the BOTM and just run away without a further post , come on girl we need some female input in this forum ............

will you be lying on the floor to take the photo ?

Oh it definitely is . There is no gas in this cider, it tastes like the old skool stuff brewed on the farms. You really taste the apples in this but without any gas.

Who are the dealers Alun ? Personally I wouldn't trust any BMW dealer in the UK as they all seem to be tied into the big car sales houses. Bath road motorcycles used to be good but Martin chucked it in due to pressure from BMW , now Dick Lovetts run BMW motorcyc;es in Bristol and they don't get good reviews.

Thank you Marcel I haven't been called a nitwit since my Nan said that in about 1976

and you are the leader , it was very hetrosexual until you came back with your gay Harley

This is a lavage , nearly all French villages have one as that's where the villagers used to do their washing . If I've got this wrong I'm sure @MooN will put me right

Ok, so you like the french coffee that is actually from Napoli in Italy. We have a set of those espresso cups

and for Andy rourke RIP..................

That's a good review and exactly what I would have expected . Peeps will take the piss (me included) but it looks great and as long as your not expecting Ducati/KTM handling I reckon it will do well . If they can get the logistics and supply chain right (a la Harley) they will sell loads

Ow be on young 'un ? You haven't posted for a while, hope everything is ok with you