boboneleg

My day hasn’t started off too well, I ran out of my usual roll-on deodorant so my wife handed me this ……

Wow, at least we didn't get the 'some only have one leg'

Thank you annoying cunt

I would say that's absolutely correct

Ok, this thread was started by @Marcel about his father's diet as I understand it and has gradually moved into the area of religion and seems to be only about religion now. If it continues in that vein I will have to lock the thread..............

Yebbut, you guys like to get a big huddle where you sniff each other’s arsehole’s and call it a scrum

Fixed it for your Rich, hopefully you'll find another job pretty soon

Where's @yen_powell , I reckon he may be the one to answer the OP's question

Did you bring your bike back from USA @Buckster ?

He might be playing in the World Cup right now for all we know, if he is I'll bet he's not the one doing a triple salchow after a very slight tackle

Did she get a 747 and was it coming down in the night ok, I’ll get me coat

So all the shit songs then ? incoming …,…..,,,,,

You have a cock ? You lucky, lucky bastard

Who is this JRH you speak of, I thought only exceptional rugby players were spoke of in such terms , like JPR Williams

Spoilsport , it would make better use of your time instead of going on about fecking Adam & Eve

That's a bit rough Marcel, can you go out and make a snowman ?

So it was a proper lemon then

@Clive so was the chinky car any good then ?

Definitely not a real cave woman, anyone can see that outfit is not woolie rhinoceros , she probably got it from Primark

That was bloody Noah's fault

I've just finished servicing the Rally, trying to decide whether I can get off my arse to have a shave now

Hold on a second, Clive isn't back yet to give us his considered opinion

Tis true, my muffs will be going on the Donkey soon

Once Mr Slowly see your search history he'll be wondering if you've gone to bat for the other team

Nice photos @Saul , why did they move the capital from Bodmin to Truro ?