boboneleg

Ok, you may have a hot lap top but will you be sat in a lay-by near Bristol airport at stupid o-clock tonight waiting to collect your mother-in-law and her argumentative niece. Welcome to my world, at least I can pretend I don't understand her if she kicks off (my wife's cousin)

Sorted

That track on top of the ridge where the Nissan is going, are you allowed to ride a bike along there ?

Yes, I suppose I was thinking more of kids rather than teenagers. Once they reach puberty, all bets are off

Look at this sad old twat here He's putting his boots back on after the DBM's have had their way with him (they can't reach if he's got his boots on) . Also take note of the rope just to the right of his bike which they obviously used to tie him up first

The way I look at it is that we were all kids once and perhaps some of us weren't exactly angels ourselves, In my experience it's usually the parents who are wanting because the kids get in the way of what they want to do or they just can't be bothered to speak to them and try to show them right from wrong.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you've let the cat out of the bag. @XTreme will be onto you now for a ride report

She ?? @XTreme told us it's a bloke

Watch out Ray, he's just trying to entice you into that abandoned building across the road

aye, aye. It seems that I've turned into a bot from Pakistan

He sounds like a shit parent, full stop . Kids always tug at your strings, if you can't deal with it don't have kids.

Where are the birds, are they wearing bikini's ?

It depends if it's for the track or for the road. I'll presume it's for the track and vote for the Aprilia

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm, World cup is this year and it's in Qatar

I thought it looked quite modern for a Guzzi

No standing around drinking cups of tea in Spain I suppose

A while back we had a guy turn up at work on a Super Tenere, he was going to get a custom map on the dyno. As I helped to push his bike up the ramp I told him that his number plate was missing. He knew and had ridden up from Taunton like that (about 35 miles), when I enquired about him being worried about getting a pull from the police he said 'I am a policeman ' . You couldn't make it up

Just watch out for his 'mates '

I have a small(er) plate on my Donkey , legal size is 9x7'' . I have a 7x5'' but swap it out at MOT time.

Fuckmine, are you planning to do some off-roading

It was 17c today

They're impressive Bob

I've just finished this , it's 20 years old now so not current but shows you how engrained the Camorra (Naples Mafia) are in everyday life there.

and ginger