boboneleg

A CRF250L will do all you're asking for or a Rally if you want a bit of weather protection. Don't be worried by the seat height as they sink as soon as you sit on them. The 23bhp won't over excite you but beleive me they thrive on revs and can be hustled along when needs must.

What's your inside leg measurement @Slowlycatchymonkey and before the perverts start it's an important factor when choosing a bike with off-road capability.

I can, one of these........................

I hear what you're saying @Grasshopper's Ride , let's try and redress the balance..............

Were you a 'donkey handler'

Mr Slowly will be so chuffed that he's going to get a new iron and board

He's offering to come and paint your wheels while they're still attached to the bike

decaf tea bags ? what sort of shite is that

I think 24bhp is one more than my Honda Rally

Wuff wuff and welcome

Come on now Buck, I'd hardly call that hideous barge that you ride a work of art , the fairing on it looks like the back of your bus

Yes, he bought loads of shares in bleach just before it kicked off................

I used to be a lab technician in a cigar factory in Bristol. When Imperial tobacco decided to close our plant and move production to Spain we had some our equivalent workers from the Spanish factory come over to learn our tests and tecniques for quality control in the lab. They threw their arms up in the air with shock when they asked how many different tests we did (200) as they did just 10

uuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm , I think her opponent was Canadian actually

Lucky escape for itchy @Slowlycatchymonkey then

Especially the one known as @XTreme

I have to say that Yamaha are having a damned good go at making ugly bikes at the moment

Oh come on, look how gorgeous she looks in her photo

I hope everything turns out good for you and Mr Slowly

Did you see that @ 0.15 secs. That sheep is saying ' let me just give you a brush up as Fred is on his way to visit you , isn't it lovely '

Pikies R us innit mate

wot tYm said ..........................