boboneleg

No , that doesn't happen but it doesn't like this heat. I have a nice heat rash on my stump now

I sat in the shade as much as possible.

Riding, camping, drinking, eating. Not necessarly in that order.

I ordered that weather as I am camping on Exmoor this weekend

The first big bike I had was a XT500, it could be a pig to start if it was hot and was a heavy beast for trail riding. Nowadays you'd be paying upwards of £5,000 for a good one, but bikes are sooooooooooooooo much better now.

Slim ? yes a bit slim but still looking rather hunky Tym

That needs a pirate flag and me at the helm

Pass

I don't know why but this image keeps coming into my head ...........

Or have a wank in the pot noodle, I'm sure there's a student somewhere who's done that

A quote from my wife after showing her Immobile's miraculous recovery when Italy scored , 'well the Italians are good actors'

It's worse than that, I'm not at home

I hope it gets better for you soon Keith. Keep your eye on the diabetes, I never realised what a bitch that can be until I had to go for a prosthetic leg. I though how have all these people had accidents until someone explained about diabetes leading to bad circulation.

You don't want them when their wet Tym, they get all slippery. It's best to sneak up on them on a dry sunny day , that's what Fred told me when he was pissed

You should come down here Clive, you can sit in the sun and watch it raining in Wales from where I live

Three holidays abroad , how the feck do you manage that on a pension ?

It's the only thing in the States that's smaller than ours, look at the feckin breakfast

Bang on Bucky, some of these poor loves can't face life unless they have at least 4 holidays a year

In the 1960's they were also smoking on the jetliner

Ive got to question while there's shingle , why not some nice slabs so that the occupants get some kip

You'll never see us together in the same room at the same time

I can remenber a pic of you on it, you made it look like a toy. How tall are you ?

Buckster beat me to it

Test yourself every 2/3 days Fred, if you're still negative then you're good to go

I used to ride a 640 Adventure, I'm 5'8'' and I managed ok.