boboneleg

You've scared him off @Grasshopper's Ride

That's a great report Ian. I think a lot of people get the wrong idea about Essex, they imagine it's all chavs living in their mock Tudor 1950's semi's but you've shown that there's some real history there.

My sentiments exactly Ian, I'm sure he's photoshopped in reality Mucho gets my vote.

I'll take the SL350 please.

WELL......................................................................... we just luuuuuuuuurve a dirty girl

We only got as far as the Pyrenees, this sort of stuff stopped us a lot of the way .........

I have no experience of any of KTM's current line up but owned 950/990 Adventures for 15 years. On those bikes I used a Wolfman Enduro tank bag, I still have it and it's still works just fine.

Good man, I'm Bob by the way ,what's your name ?

I remember this report as well and so inspired by Chris's ride report when me and my mate were on our way to Spain in 2014 we decided to visit the site. It's a very sombre place to visit and earily quiet but I'm so glad we made the effort to go. Some pics............

This is a pointless question as we don't have any KTM riders ?

Fuckmine Tym, in UK you need waterproof everything, including undercrackers, just ask @yen_powell

I've been out in the garage weighing up my luggage options for the T700. I've used an Altrider bag on at least four previous bikes so I tried that first, I got it secured but it just doesn't quite sit right on the side racks........... So I tried a couple of other options. First off a Lomo soft pannier, sits nice but not enough capacity....... So I tried the old faithful Kriega US20 ............. fits nice and decent capicity so I think that's what I'll use with a Lomo roll bag on the top. I Just need to buy another US20 now as I only have one at the moment.

Very nice Michelle

It's called lots of things but it ain't feckin beer

I reckon she's having her breakfast about now............................

the half a bee.................

Like catching Goths shagging on top of graves, pissed blokes asleep in the graveyard, he did catch some blokes with shovels once but they had dogs with them and said they were 'rabbiting'

I don't know much about body snatching but an ex neighbour of mine was a grave digger, he had some very dodgy stories

One of the funniest things ever when you (or Ren) changed his name from Twoesme to Flouncing Floater

I'm not bothering.................... unless you want to see three bikes locked up in my garage ?

Well done Chris, at least you got a decent ride in ? I did the grand total of 1.2 miles yesterday when I took the Donkey for a MOT, no need for a ride report for that one ? and while were here , wtf is that ugly turd.............

Hello James, all sorts of twats in here. Take your pick ?

This is all a bit of an eye opener for me Fred, in the time I've known you I've never seen you ride like that at all. I suppose trail bikes calm you down a bit though ?

Where is Dell ? he didn't last long on here !