boboneleg

Most of the bad riders I've come across are road warriors (no offence to anyone) who want to do trail riding. Their first mistake is that turn up on some 1000/1200cc adventure bike (on road tyres) and insist that they'll be able to get down any lane that I can on my 250/400 trail bike. After you've picked them up for about the fifth time in the first 800yds some of them might get the message that smaller/lighter is much better

0.99p for 95 octane in ASDA last week, lowest it's been for years.

Here ya go ?

Your measurements are way out, they told me it was about 4.5kgs

What car have you got Fred ? I'm trying to work out how come my tax is twice as much as yours

When you say 'back down the pass to Aspen' I keep thinking of that scene in Dumb and Dumber with them on the moped ?

This is true but I found myself in conflicting camps as I was a biker and a football supporter , my football mates just didn't get 'the bike thing' ?

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Hello Steve

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Hello Johnny

Yes, pretty lucky on the Yam as it comes as standard on the bike.

Nice one Chris, no matter where you go in the French countryside it always looks great.

So I got out for a ride today, first time for 11 weeks, just 165 miles around the Cotswolds

Ive also met Fred, Ren, Dave and Bruce and none of them were cunts either.

I've met Chris and no , he's not a Cunt.

That run looks bloody awesome Chris, I'd love to be doing some of that right now I don't think I'm going to make it to France this year. We were going to ride the TET down to the Italian border, ferry was booked for next Saturday but I can't see it happening at all this year .

yEs, wEirD waY of writiNg ThinGs ?

It still looks pretty 'green' there Chris .

I reckon Zzzzzack was the worst for conspiracy theories

oldbmwmaster, that's the dude, the one who posted a photo of his family and they were all nude

I had four bottles of Theakstons Old Peculier last night, first time I've drunk it for 35 years. But more than often I drink cider. I only drink at home nowadays and only on a saturday evening, I can't remember the last time I went to a pub just for a drink .

My boss just sold his Fred, if I'd known you were looking for one i'd have given you the nod. He's just bought a Sherco 250 to replace it.

I've got a photo of my cockpit

I remember you like this Fred