boboneleg

It's here , I drove it to work today ...............

I fitted it

Nice one, that's similar to Nothe fort at Weymouth

Whatever floats your boat . It has to be an educational diagram though , not a photo of you inserting it into Billybob

Spot the problem

You silly man , it was educational. There was nothing pornographic about .........

Nice photos @Saul , what a glorious day to out riding .

As much as I love you Fred I'm not going that far. I can arrange for a nice Thai lady to come in and perform that service, the only problem I forsee is that you may have to wank hers at the same time

The pertinent question now @Sir Fallsalot is WHO is going to give you a wank ?

yebbut the woman is only after the Triumph dude as there's the promise of using a blue dildo ............

The problem is @Marcel le Moose Fondler hasn't got a woman at the moment so all the wanking has frazzled his brain

See, proof right there that you're gay . You don't even know what a clit is , this should help you ............

You seem to know a fair bit about sucking cocks ..............

I reckon @Beemer Bummer could inlitent him pretty good ...................

Yep

Was it the bloke you met in Morocco .............

This morning I have been to the ENT hospital in town . My appointment was on time and went well until I had to go to the pharmacy to get my prescription. The pharmacy is in another hospital which is a half mile walk (don’t even think about driving as you’ll never park). I then had to wait 90 minutes for my prescription and after that walk back up St. Michaels hill which is 1 in 6 to get back to my car , I am shagged

Hospital this morning , doctors this afternoon . That's Friday taken care of Doggie walking tomorrow followed by a few beers and pizza later Sunday ................. hopefully my van will arrive

Is that @Tym's island out there ?

Those are starting to outsell the Sur-on's over here, every self respecting drug courier wants a Talaria now ...........