boboneleg

The weight of all those bibles is exceeding the train weight of your trailer ..

I just had Jehovahs Witness knock on the door, I enjoyed our discussion, it only took me two minutes to see them off

Is someone playing with you Fred, I think you may have a ghost Perhaps Pete is haunting you with Tony the tools

I had no input whatsoever, I just order the stuff and pay for it

You're so in the dark ages, these dudes are modern workers. If you look you'll see that their vacuum is a Hetty as opposed to the more commonly used Henry . Apparently Hetty has a stronger suck .................

Are you wearing that shirt for a bet

Pretty close but @Buckster has yellow shoes ............

You're such a party pooper Lionel

The kitchen is being fitted now , lots of aggro with the units though , seven cabinets had damage !! Resolved now but we will asking for compensation because of the lost time and aggro for our builder.

Anyway, I’ve been down town this morning looking for some new boots. Which ones do you prefer……

When I had my Lambretta in 1979 I used ride around in a pair of work trousers, donkey jacket and gardening gloves. The mods who hung around the new Bristol centre couldn’t work it out

You don't what on a Vespa ?

I thought you'd stop smokin a long time ago

It's strange. I thought it was a self portrait but you didn't want to admit to owning a Vespa ............

I see someone has been busy with the crayons again ..........................

Be very afraid ................

Ive just come back from our European friends at the car wash. The salt had got to Donkey after the trip to North Wales last week even though I'd slathered it in WD-40 . She's going up the bench now for a bit of luv .........

I rode my WR250 into work this morning , it was bloody freezing . What twat said it was getting warmer this week ............