boboneleg

650 singles are the worst for tax

No surprise there .

You are a cock

Nah , you’re so obviously 5’5’’ with size 4 boots

Do you mean Perdo or Pervo

I've never had one but it's basically a Dominator engine in a road bike . 14k is no mileage so that's a great start, have a good look at the rims as Honda's of that time period suffer with rim rot. @Sir Fallsalot may be able to help you more .

It's all part of the look Dave. It goes with the football shirt, lairy shorts, sliders and £3 shades from the market .............

Exactly , those are size 4 aren't they

You’ve also got a small knob

I’m in the dentist waiting to have one hooked out. Luckily I will still have one more than Phil left

I thought you were mega intelligent ? it's quite simple just google rainbow catsuit ..........

Was it 'Yes Mate ' ?

Good idea @Marcel le Moose Fondler , why don't you get some new clobber and show us how it's done. This should suit you .................

That's a bit of a surprise but no doubt he will show Vinales how to ride it well consistently.

I've no doubt that it was the Gammon who squirted all the hot sauce all over it.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Some of us are old enough to remember when it was the standard in UK, I still have a few Whitworth spanners

That's as much as I pushed it today , didn't fancy going anymore as I had shorts on

I see you are taking on Pete's mantle perfectly ...............

It's a 250ie Dave , quick off the mark and will do 70mph. Perfect weapon for chasing parts and sandwiches.

The company van is in for a service and MOT today so I took the works scooter to go and fetch parts. Parcels secured to the rack and then off to the post office….. Then down to Frome to get some brake pads. Stopped in Mells on the way back for toilet break …..

The Spanish wouldn't let him on , apparently they're still pissy about the Armada.

Watched the footy, bloody Real won again.

That would smart if that blade caught your arse

He's not coming on any of my naughty lanes over here, the farmers would have a perfect target

What the hell is Gary doing wearing a hi-viz when you're trail riding ?