boboneleg

I finished today and I will go in to work again on Weds 27th but as I only work 2/3 days a week it's no big deal.

Where is our friendly nutter from Canada, you know the one with the Viking genes. I think he deserves boatloads of this from Santa ..................

Just put your chastity belt on. Even the DBM's won't be able to interfere with you then so it's a win win

@Sir Fallsalot has been a good boy this year so I think he deserves one of these so he can relive his youth .......................

What about one of these for @Sofia , it might be a bit expensive but we could all chip in to buy it for her .................

What about this for @XTreme . It will stop him getting another hernia and if we lock it and keep the key there will be no more of those goddam photos of his parts ...................

I was thinking of getting this for @busabeast for his lorry .................

This one ............

Which one , where's the photo ?

I'll start............. I'd like to get @Buckster a church all for himself. That way he could just go there and pray without all the other c*unts annoying him

So let's do a virtual secret santa for everyone on here. If you were going to get a gift for someone on here what would it be .............................

Watched a programme with Ricky Tomlinson and Ralf Little driving around in a camper van last night. It was very entertaining but why do northerners bang on so much about it's soooooooooo great to be from the north ? They're nearly as bad as the Welsh .....................

What's the EU .................

Jesus, how on earth did her leg end up in there

I'm not even going to start on the laundry girls when I was a driver for Clifton Cleaning in my early twenties . There was one girl (married) who dyed her hair blonde and tried to convince me that she was her sister (single) just to try and get me to go out with her

Has anyone nominated @XTreme for TOTY as this is blatant late move for the crown

There's just no reply that is right for that statement

He can't have a noisy one, those bungalows have thin walls.

Now I'm not an expert of these matters but wouldn't vessel be better employed in Dover rather than the Fowey estuary

Got any photos of your camping trips @cafebikerpro ?

Speak for yourself

That is the best post I've seen for ages and totally correct on all counts