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I don't think @Marcel wants to retain his crown , that's why he's gone quiet and run off to the hills with Billybob. Although that action in itself could win him TOTY

I used to have orange blood but i lost interest in KTM's products a while ago. some of these manufacturers seem to be in a race to the bottom.

a @Buckster robot ? this i've got to see

We know he's an annoying cunt but for being , what like being alive ? That's a bit rough

Going on the bus to Keynsham today with Paolo, he needs to get a xmas card for his mum plus they do nice cheesey chip in the chip shop

Nobody has suggested anything for @Slowlycatchymonkey yet , is there such a thing as anti-flouncing cream ?

Pray ?

I see sales of Tangtastics increasing vastly in the Pontypridd area

Very nice, some lovely scenery you have there

That's nice , old skool cool on a modern platform

Correct leg

I finished today and I will go in to work again on Weds 27th but as I only work 2/3 days a week it's no big deal.

Where is our friendly nutter from Canada, you know the one with the Viking genes. I think he deserves boatloads of this from Santa ..................

Just put your chastity belt on. Even the DBM's won't be able to interfere with you then so it's a win win

@Sir Fallsalot has been a good boy this year so I think he deserves one of these so he can relive his youth .......................

What about one of these for @Sofia , it might be a bit expensive but we could all chip in to buy it for her .................

What about this for @XTreme . It will stop him getting another hernia and if we lock it and keep the key there will be no more of those goddam photos of his parts ...................

I was thinking of getting this for @busabeast for his lorry .................

This one ............

Which one , where's the photo ?

I'll start............. I'd like to get @Buckster a church all for himself. That way he could just go there and pray without all the other c*unts annoying him

So let's do a virtual secret santa for everyone on here. If you were going to get a gift for someone on here what would it be .............................

Watched a programme with Ricky Tomlinson and Ralf Little driving around in a camper van last night. It was very entertaining but why do northerners bang on so much about it's soooooooooo great to be from the north ? They're nearly as bad as the Welsh .....................