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Fucking idiots, the big bouncing ball is watching them, it was a great move that you made Pete, took brains and courage.

New Zealand wasn't a penal colony you idiot and besides, all the Australian convicts were Pommies, they were the interlopers, as for chickens do you twirl them around your head to absolve your sins ?

Where were you born ?

Are you a native Scot or are you some sort of colonizer living on stolen land ? Buckley is a surname originating from either Ireland or England where it is particularly common, as well as Canada and the United States. Some sources outline an Irish origin, whereas others outline an Old English origin.

Six will take one for the team.

That reminds me of someone here.

Aussie spec, either that or a dangling participle.

With planning I'll be under the desert stars, just me and my cat. His names Pepe after the Egyptian pharaoh who ruled from age 8 to 74, I looked for a citation on Pepe as a pharoah and couldn't find one. Google is now just rubbish, it reminds me of the destruction of the library at Alexandria, blame it on the usual suspects.

Skynet isn't that far off, you my be surprised in the near future.

Made in Japan by Nissan, built to last. I'm inspired by this car, I get €340 a week from the pension plus free medical and €300 in fuel cards a year. I pay €180 rent from that so I can get by but it won't last due to the government importing infinite darkies so the rent will rise exponentially. I can park the worlds best bike in a friends garage in a small town close to here. Then I can drive around Australia on the kings shilling, it has to be better than driving a bus and paying rent. This car is one of the best things that have happened to me, take a look at this. My lease is up in August, that gives me time to make arrangements, this could be the start of a whole new life. I would have my mates place to come home to as well, for the pension I need a postal address so that's sorted, I'd rent his garage and sell most of my furniture. I have my Pajero for sale, check my ad. I always wanted to go around Aus, this could be it and I have somewhere to come back to rent free. I'm pumping.

Mods lounge after dark.

'perspicacity'. The quality of having a ready insight into things; That's a robot, not pre-programmed, that's a bit of a worry and AI is an even bigger one, it will soon escape and become Skynet. That's my perspicacity, you doubters that call me crazy should take another look at what I say because which ever way you cut it I am right.

Hey Pete, here's the new gym equipment for the Mods lounge, sign off on it and I'll arrange the 'installation'. Wink wing nudge nudge.

I might add a few accessories and go away for camping trips, I already have a 12v fridge and some other stuff. This is great, I feel like a new man, I'll be sleeping under the stars next summer and eating fresh fish by a campfire with nobody around. Better than a 5* hotel, maybe Bucky would like to come camping with me, busbuds and all.

When I bought the car I did so because it was €1800 and I wanted a shopping basket, as a rider I checked out the parts and maintenance costs and fuck me. Parts are as cheap as fuck and maintenance is easier than the Katie, a new set of coils can be had for €30 and a new rocker cover with all the gaskets is €36, its a 5 minute job, saw it on YouTube, I have the tools. It has a cult following and DIY info is huge, forums everywhere. And it gets better, it's a real 4WD, this is one the same as mine being put through its paces, mountain goat anyone, I'm amazed. What a great find, I never looked at them till now, did I get lucky or what ? I'll be taking it fishing pretty soon, this will go anywhere.

The difference between the black ones and the orange ones is the finish, the black plastics were painted but the orange ones were raw plastic,

Indeed I did, I seem to recall that you my have had one, are either of these yours ?

I remember your local lap with jump from max bikes. Hahahaha.

Let her find a happier place, these bikes don't get ignored, some new person is waxing her as we speak, they are a collectors item and are as significant as a Vincent Black Shadow, they are the last of the carburetted big V twins, no computers , no nothing but a Dakar winning bike on the road for those lucky enough to have one.

That's it Marcel, the best bike ever made, however you seem to have transcended the tyranny of framing, its only showing a part of the bike, for example here's a pic of the sm arse.

The KTM 950sm does all those things, it's comfortable, frugal, handles better than a sportsbike and does dirt as well. I run the fully adjustable WP suspension at zero pre load to enjoy the full 8" of travel, with my Corbin seat I can float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.

The beauty of mine is that there are no computers at all, still got carbs and the manual tells you how to change the oil, these days the manual gives you a phone number to call, this is only one of the reason why I call it the best bike ever made. It doesn't even have a rev counter.

The full on dirt bikes get hammered but this is a road bike and gets gentle treatment by comparism. I bet the Katies were in the winners circle where you were, it's horses for courses.

Grammar Nahtzees. If you use Neither, you must use Nor, Either or Or. Grammar, it’s important, otherwise you’d be helping your Uncle Jack off a horse.