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And today marks 18 years in Spain for us! That means I've spent 26% of my life in Spain, and for the wife it's nearly 30%. Are you missing me yet @Renegade?

@Six30

Looks like the Flu jab and the 5th Covid jab is available for me and the wife. I didn't have the Flu jab last year because I was feeling too rough with Long Covid! I wish I had taken it, because the Flu that I eventually got was responsible for me getting this fucking Hernia due to coughing! @Slowlycatchymonkey is 5 months gap between 4th and 5th Covid jabs OK?

Six gets his collar felt at last......

When I hear that name I always think of Itchy Fanny!

Near enough on the middleweight limit. Late 80's I was in the cruiserweight division weighing 85kg......I was much too heavy! If I'd cut a stone off (with correct dieting) I could have looked pretty decent. As it was I looked bloated!

I'm back! They checked results of the tests, took blood pressure.....all was fine! And then they took measurements (not of my dick obviously). 179cms and 72kg if you must know! Which appears to be perfect..... It was the first time I'd had measurements taken for over 20 years. It seems I might have lost maybe half a cm height, and about 7 or 8 kilos in weight. I knew I was a lot lighter now because in Britain I was drinking lots of full fat milk and eating regular chip shop meals plus burgers, kebabs, eggs etc. Whereas here I eat loads of pasta, vegetables, fruit, and only white meat. Now I just wait for the call.......but they have no idea when!

POS!

Off to Baza for the pre-op!

Hitler when he invaded Poland!

If you want to embed, delete the x and put twitter there instead.

Not a big, heavy bike then!

Could this cure my Hernia?

Tell him I'm getting my sovereignty back in my groin!

@Slowlycatchymonkey can you explain this to him in a way that he'll be able to understand?

Would @Six30 and @busabeast be a better option?

No.....I'm not stressing whatsoever. I was born with a Hernia (on the other side) so there's no way a Hernia's going to kill me. But as the business is solely me, I have to prepare for any eventuality. Even if the odds on something going wrong are a million to one!

Sorry Pedro.....I meant BOTM.

What bike does he have?

Very nice!