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Went to the Rally in Baza....

This was the first ever Bike Rally in Baza.....so I thought I'd check it out. Now I'm not a big fan of stuff like this! These sorts of events always seem to me to be a place for people who desperately want to belong. And there's nothing to see that you couldn't see in any bike shop. Basically I'd rather be riding my bike than just hanging round and talking. The usual lacklustre Dago organisational skills were immediately apparent, with people being allowed to park wherever they wanted. Consequently there was only one narrow lane in and out......made worse by the stupid fuckers standing in it and talking to each other. And then making no attempt to get out of the way. Complete nightmare to get in and out......and by later this afternoon it'll probably be totally blocked. FFS! Here's a short clip of the disorganised mess..... Here's a few shots taken outside....the CB turned a lot of heads! Away! An assortment of different stuff..... Some silly cunt wasted his money on a Chinky..... Went inside and ran into Jonathan from Juan Cortes.....he gave me a freebie as well! A Balaclava! I thanked him for it obviously........but when have you ever known me to ride in weather that's cold enough for a Balaclava? The wife reckons she can use it for when she feeds the horses in really bad weather. So it's not a total waste. Couple of other dealers had small stands there.....but it wasn't exactly NEC levels of presentation. And then I ran into something that really impressed me! I could see myself on one of those actually. Then this caught my attention! The Rieju Aventura! With two fuel tanks it apparently has a range of 1000kms. In the past, Rieju used Yamaha engines.......unfortunately this thing has a Chinese one! Shot themselves in the foot there! And that was about it really! I then had to thread my way at walking pace through the fucking morons blocking the car park Mark my words, a few twats are going to fall over with their bikes today! This was the first ever Motorcycle Rally in Baza, and they really need to organise and promote it better for next year. What did surprise me today was the number of younger people up to 30 that were there. I'm used to seeing bike meet photos from the UK that are full of geriatrics......but this wasn't the case here! Maybe Spain has a higher percentage of younger riders than Britain has these days?

Now he's a God of working at high altitude! Is there no limit to this boy's talents?

Mid drifts?

The wife's back is playing up so I'll be going to the Bike Rally on the bike! I'm going to turn some heads when I get there on the CB500X!

You've fucked the car up now as well?

Andy Warhol!

Bike problem?

Boaty McBoatface?

There's a few locations in Almeria that they used!

Freebird!

Just finishing Series 2 of Bosch! And there's 5 more series to go!

They probably need more Lois and less Austin!

I asked the wife if she needed anything from the shops in Baza! Well, she always needs something from the shops in Baza! So I'll be going to the bike meeting in the car, so she can come with me. There's method in my madness!

@boboneleg......I notice Austin Vince is now running tours to deserted places in Spain! I wonder where he got that idea from? He's made a great promo video though.......it looks like a very good tour!

So what are the stipulations relating to bikes?

Does this ULEZ thing affect bikes as well?

Desperate TOTY play now he thinks @busabeast is going to depose him.

So the Spanish Police bring double leg sweeps and a kick in the head.......and the Italian Police call them names!

@boboneleg......Italian Police don't get the job done like the Spanish Police! Comes to something when I say the Spanish are more efficient than another country.

Mods and Admin can still win TOTY and MOTY.

I'll check again when I go in next week.