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I think Russ lives near Gandia!

You twats don't know (because you're too scared to come here) that virtually all the midgets I've ever seen are female. Midgets

That's more than I've paid for all the bike equipment I've bought since 1971. Most of which I'm still wearing.

The Tories will confiscate it in case you are tempted to make the lifestyle choice of homelessness.

How much was that Bob?

No.....his Rent Boy!

Or it could be just one! Having had 4 Covid jabs before I'd be surprised if it was that, and this is her first ever flu jab. I had my first flu jab 2 years ago (I was too ill with Long Covid to have it last year).......but I don't remember it making me ill. But I suppose these things affect different people in different ways.

The current medical situation here is both arms are a bit sore where I had the injections but other than that I feel fine. The wife has no soreness with the arms but feels awful and has had to go to bed. Any diagnosis @Slowlycatchymonkey?

I don't think they've got time to be interested in you as they're currently occupied with confiscating homeless peoples tents.

Yes we already know you are!

I think resistance could have worn off by now......what you reckon @Slowlycatchymonkey? But at that time Covid was virtually unknown......you may well have been one of the very first cases.

Good to see you back Russ! Seems they've agreed to licence exchanges once again, and apparently they're now trying to get the 90 day rule extended!

Get a test to be sure! You probably had it that time when you were in the Hospital before Covid went mainstream......but the virus has mutated a lot since then. How many vaccines have you had?

Get down the gym and you could be up for a gig in the next Expendables movie!

They're a lot more competitive on pricing now......cos Hondas always sold at a premium price!

Both my arms are sore at the spots where I had the injections.....but the wife's are not! What does that mean @Slowlycatchymonkey? I've got to add that it's great to have a nurse on hand here.......pity we can't get a mental health professional here as well. That fucker would be busy that's for sure!

About 225kg fully fuelled! Heavier than a Strom.

You think back to the early days on MB and I never mentioned weight......because it wasn't a consideration in my early 50's. Never even thought about it. But fast forward to today and I'm now nudging 70......things are different. I've aged, and there's no way to turn the clock back. You'll notice this more as the years go on! Some of these old, shorter guys on things like GS's don't seem to want to accept the reality of getting older and having to adjust our expectations accordingly. Too busy putting on a show of being serious motorcyclists I imagine! They don't look too serious to me as they waddle around trying to manoeuvre those heavy bikes at walking pace. I just get on mine and turn it on a sixpence......cos I'm not into making my life difficult just to make a fashion statement.

I like that....what's the price?

That's the only drawback with the Strom......the weight! And it's very top heavy!

To put that into perspective I paid £5400 otr back in early 2005 for a new one!

!00 miles from me......but very impressive, and a convenient location for the city.