XTreme

Six gets his collar felt at last......

When I hear that name I always think of Itchy Fanny!

Near enough on the middleweight limit. Late 80's I was in the cruiserweight division weighing 85kg......I was much too heavy! If I'd cut a stone off (with correct dieting) I could have looked pretty decent. As it was I looked bloated!

I'm back! They checked results of the tests, took blood pressure.....all was fine! And then they took measurements (not of my dick obviously). 179cms and 72kg if you must know! Which appears to be perfect..... It was the first time I'd had measurements taken for over 20 years. It seems I might have lost maybe half a cm height, and about 7 or 8 kilos in weight. I knew I was a lot lighter now because in Britain I was drinking lots of full fat milk and eating regular chip shop meals plus burgers, kebabs, eggs etc. Whereas here I eat loads of pasta, vegetables, fruit, and only white meat. Now I just wait for the call.......but they have no idea when!

POS!

Off to Baza for the pre-op!

Hitler when he invaded Poland!

If you want to embed, delete the x and put twitter there instead.

Not a big, heavy bike then!

Could this cure my Hernia?

Tell him I'm getting my sovereignty back in my groin!

@Slowlycatchymonkey can you explain this to him in a way that he'll be able to understand?

Would @Six30 and @busabeast be a better option?

No.....I'm not stressing whatsoever. I was born with a Hernia (on the other side) so there's no way a Hernia's going to kill me. But as the business is solely me, I have to prepare for any eventuality. Even if the odds on something going wrong are a million to one!

Sorry Pedro.....I meant BOTM.

What bike does he have?

Very nice!

Things need to be put in place.......just in case! There's no obligation.......I just offered it to you and @Buckster cos you're already Mods. If you don't think it's for you, just say and I'll offer it to @Pedro because he's doing a good job on TOTY at the moment. If Pedro doesn't want it then I'll throw it open to the rest of the board! I need two so we've got a bit of a balance there! You got 24 hours!

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