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No.....they came to that arrangement with Spain a few months ago. And if they couldn't get residency in Spain then they won't in Portugal either. Apparently they even do criminal record checks as well now!

That isn't correct! A newborn in Spain to foreign parents becomes a citizen of the parents' country. Source

So Cliff Richard and Joanna Lumley are Indian, Emma Watson is French, Bozo is American, and Joe Strummer is Turkish?

It was taken in Babbacombe!

Which was how it used to be of course!

Yes Bob.......that was Strom 3!

FB memory popped up from 4 years ago today! Looking back it was a strange vid where I had to overtake cars!

You banged her best mate?

You're getting warmer.......just the wrong coast!

Were you still with the first wife then?

Fucking hell......I used to bring home about £120 a month in the Hospital, and £15 for the Saturday and Sunday shifts 8am-8pm in the petrol station.

What a great Summer that was! I was in Swansea and married to my first wife! Working in the stores at Neath General Hospital Monday to Friday, and then working at a Petrol Station on Jersey Marine on the weekends! I had to do the two jobs because the waste of space first wife jacked her job in a week after we got married in February! But I did get a week away in June though.......unfortunately she was with me complaining all the fucking time! Anybody know where this pic was taken? So where were you? What were you doing? And what were you riding?

I can't even find my phone without my glasses!

Just been round to Excom to add another mobile line! Because the old phone with the buggered camera will now be used solely as a GPS. The wife already has a mobile line with Excom (my mobile connection is with Vodafone) and we get our fibre optic from them as well. So it works out that Fibre Optic up to 600Mbps, and 2 mobile lines (shared allowance of 70GB data) comes to €43.90 a month. How does that compare to Britain?

Way back in his ancestry! I found out that I had an Irish great grandfather on my mother's side, and Roma and Jew Ancestry on my father's side........but I'm not a Jewish, Irish gypsy! Virtually everything in my ancestry is Welsh.......and out of that nearly all is Swansea!

These Slavs know I'm the biggest dog in the yard Pedro!

Great news today from Poland! The far right government are out out on it's arse......and along with that, any plans to break away from the EU (who've given them billions over the years). Poles love to bite the hand that feeds them! And that is bad news for Fatty! The thing is, if they had left, then Fatty and the boys could not have stayed in Spain without getting residency. And she refuses to get them residency. Because when she came here she told my boy that she wanted to live in a big city (now she is) and he had to get a well paid job (and he has). Her last hope of getting back to Death Camp Central was losing EU citizenship........but that's now been taken away.

The overwhelming majority here are English! Me, Ren, Specs, and Fred are Welsh.....and there's no Scots or Irish! FWIW I was very surprised to see that at a rugby match......it's normally the football ones kicking it off.

As usual, you fucking idiots can't go anywhere without causing trouble!

Already sorted it zzzak!

Leave it and hide the marks!

Now watching "The Sinner" on Netflix......it's very good, surprised I hadn't watched it sooner.

On the Buses On the Buses is a British television sitcom that was broadcast on ITV You illiterate Gammons are always going on about "Two World Wars and one World Cup". So was England at war with Germany?

That is a British TV show! Do you understand the difference between English and British.......or do you think they are the same thing?