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Now that's something we can all agree on!

I'm asking because I've got to reset the front page!

Do you get Crabs often? @boboneleg.......have you had crabs?

Is it over or not?

Did you pick up Crabs today @Marcel?

I don't think it would be a good idea for you to go Fred! After all, you love Britain so much you'd be emotionally traumatised not to be standing on British soil, breathing British air, and paddling in British sewage on your British beaches! And don't forget you'd come face to face with a lot of Johnny Foreigners! Some of whom are likely to understand data as well. You'd be on the ferry watching the white cliffs of Dover fading into the distance and sobbing and blubbering on Bob's shoulder like a little bitch! Don't put yourself through that trauma!

Tell me when and I'll sort it. @Skippy......Barry in Centeno has a fleet of T700's now......can you sound out rentals on them for these cocksuckers?

I drove a Hunter GLS with the Holbay engine......bloody rapid car for it's day!

Original Capri Dave?

Took a run into the Jaen province today......or more specifically La Sierra de Cazorla! About 28c and perfect conditions with loads of bikes out. At one point on the way back I was stuck behind about a dozen Moto Club Fuckwits going slow as hell and wobbling all over the place. It's well known how boring my bike is......but I even had a message come up on the dash warning me that now I was a boring cunt as well. Once I'd got past those fucking idiots I encountered the sort of incident that would have meant Death and Dismemberment to any lesser rider. A stupid fucking Dago in a tractor stuck the prongs of the vehicle straight into my lane just as I got there. I always ride in the centre of the road anyway so it was an easy switch of direction involved. You'll see it at 0.48 in the vid! For all I know he may well have taken out all the Moto Club Fuckwits like a bunch of skittles because they were on the way there! I had to use the wife's mobile to take the pics cos I buggered up the camera on mine last week. Her camera is a lower spec so the pics are not quite as sharp, but they're decent enough. And unlike some I'm not too lazy to take pics. So here you are.....as always, everybody is welcome to join me! If you think you can hack it of course! A Real Man's motorcycle! Into Castril and water levels are very low now! Then up into the mountains...... Entering La Sierra de Cazorla and the province of Jaen! Then we reach the reservoir there.... The water is very low here as well! I was surprised that I was the only bike there......cos there's usually a few! Then it was back on the road again! And back into Granada province! It's bizarre weather for October, so I'm making the most of it. The bike ran perfectly as always, but that won't come as any surprise to you obviously! This routine of going out and not having any concerns about the bike is pretty good you know!

You only took over at the last minute and you're doing great Pedro!

I'm off out!

I voted for Moon cos he's a cunt! And he's got a tank! Doesn't get any better than a cunt with a tank.

Looks like she's carrying the ginger gene to me!

You may be onto something there! But unfortunately it's not enough to get me an Irish passport!

And who funded all that?

Says the man who's married to a ginger!

I discovered that my great grandfather on my mother's side was actually born in Ireland in 1840. But that don't make me Irish any more than your girl being born in Canada is Scottish. I don't understand this obsession (particular with Americans) for claiming to be Irish, Italian, Polish etc cos somebody in their family tree happened to be born there. In terms of my ancestry, the Irish great grandfather is the only one on both my parents' sides that wasn't Welsh. I can live with a bit of Irish though.

Excellent Chris.......and you got good weather too!

Nice pics Marcel! Just confused how an Aberdeen princess can be born in Campbelltown?

I looked everywhere for it when I started this place.....no luck.

No......not into swimming! I can swim but it just doesn't appeal to me. Like walking really!

Working all day.......definitely be out tomorrow though.

I'm not going to make any comment on Pedro and Sofia's opinions......other than to say they have every right to express them within the context of their trip, as others have the right to dispute them. But bear in mind their views come from the perspective of a foreigner visiting the place........and yours come from the perspective of a native who's lived there all their lives. They are two polar opposite standpoints. Nobody's right and nobody's wrong......it's just different perspectives. The same applies to me living here.....I can't see Spain the way Spaniards do, and they can't see Spain the way I do. So can we move on from this aspect and focus on the motorcycling element.