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Slightly? Part of VW for over 25 years and probably the best value for money cars on the market. Besides a Jap they'd be my first choice.

The background to BOTM was that entries were getting less and less. So the three of us thought we'd try and change the format to generate some more interest. AFAIC I'd knock it on the head.....it's not worth the effort. But if @Pedro wants to continue doing it that's fine.

No! The Mod gig and BOTM are two different things......in fact Pedro did BOTM before I did!

So you have an online business?

@Marcel......things are worse than you thought!

Royal Enfield workshop manual?

But he got to cook it himself though? It's like getting a dog and having to bark for it!

It's not exactly going to get dirty being permanently stuck in the back of his van is it?

I'll believe it when I see it @Six30

You got shitfaced then?

Point of order here! As I understand it, you're buggering off touring when you get back over here, leaving Mr Slowly to make his own way down. And then when he gets to Salobreña the poor bloke has got to fend for himself with no woman to cook his fucking grub! WTF? That's a dereliction of your wifely duties in my book......what you say @Six30?

Is she pissed again?

When I get my Hernia done I'm supposed to do some exercise shit like that. A bicycle sounds easier though......and less impact on the knees as I understand it.

Running some checks right now Marcel!

Walking?

.........which means it's time for some van action!

What bike you on Bob?

Weather is still great here...... ......but like last weekend I've got a lot of work on. Should be out on Sunday though......but I'll have to borrow the wife's phone to take pics as I haven't had time to replace the old one yet! What you lot doing?

And Gammon free as well!

Best report we've ever had here Pedro! MOTY for you I'd say. I'd love to do something like that (not to Britain obviously) .......but Northern Europe instead!

Brooklands? You really visited some legendary places Pedro!

Superb quality! Particularly the first one!

The only thing good in England that I've ever found is the sign that says you're fucking leaving it. Could never get to that sign quick enough!

Why do they feel the need to tell you "I'm a straight talking Yorkshireman". Yet when they get a straight response they can't fucking handle it.