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You will have to elaborate a bit on "annoying cunt" though!

OK then @Slowlycatchymonkey........can we have an analysis on @Six30?

And you can pick all of that up just by what he posts? What an idea for an interesting thread......."An Analysis by Slowly"!.

I tell English guys this and they just don't believe it! They can't take it in! I bet over the years you've had many English women tell you they love your accent?

Hark at Mr High Mileage Rider here!

Top Rank in Swansea didn't look like that in my day!

You gotta say that most of the Spanish birds really look the part! Attractive, feminine, Mediterranean style.......and not cheap and smutty.

Yeh.......came back for the op! He can't be paying into the system there in Canada then?

And me still working so I'm not in your position Clive!

Is it a paying system like the US then? Thing is, if he's an OAP he could get an S1 form from the Social to get his healthcare covered in Spain. And maybe in other European countries. But Canada and US he's fucked!

Sell the Beta? Has everybody gone mad here with bike buying?

Fucking hell! What am I working for? I better get back there and get me some of this free shit!

So they still give you money if you got no Pension?

I told you to come over! And of course you did eventually.......to the other side of Spain. And you won't even give the location.

You ain't got the balls to show your face here! That's been well-proven!

He won't get no Pension Clive!

Nail on the head Caroline! He spent 11 years here, wouldn't get out and meet people or make any attempt to learn the language........then he started talking to her on Twitter. It's the saddest case of First Shag Syndrome I've ever known! If I'd come here at 17 I'd have been like a kid in a toy shop with the young Spanish birds that are about! What you say @Skippy? I expect you've noticed @Six30? And what's great is they'll fall for any old bullshit you come out with! And bullshitting females is my specialist subject! I'd have been wiping my cock in the curtains all the way from Barcelona to Malaga!

What you getting instead @Marcel?

We"re paying for the grandkids school books next week. Probably about €350-400.

Not an assumption......we've already talked about it! And his wife is a lovely girl who has elderly parents as well......77 and 69. She's very family oriented. Obviously I'm assuming that I check out first based on the fact that I'm nearly 8 years older than her. Plus, women live longer than men. However.....her family's medical history is not as good as my family's. Lot of cancer her side, none on mine. The wife has always said I'd outlive her, and after all these years (besides my Hernia) I'm still in pretty good shape for my age. Whereas she's had health issues for over 10 years now. But I've told her that should I be the last one standing I'll be staying here! Sounds a bit morbid but at our stage of life we have to have those conversations.

You back with the bikes and Mr Slowly next time?

She could stay here forever, but she'd have a problem with her limited mobility. Plus, it wouldn't be right for her to be on her own in her old age! So that's why an NL escape route is very important! We can't depend on our boy in Madrid, so it has to be the younger one in NL.

Me and @Skippy still waiting for you and Mr Slowly to show up over here!

Well somebody's got to ride bikes in this place Ray!