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Excellent Marcel! Your report is in stark contrast to @Buckster's trip when his only pic was a plate of chips!

You need to come and see me and learn about Motorcycling Tourettes! I can even cover Ass Steering as well if you want. Perfect these and you'll never be taking a ride down Death and Dismemberment Boulevard!

It's going to be another hot one...... ......but I'm going to try and get out early on Sunday. Fuck knows when I rode the bike last so it needs a run.....and so do I. No work on at present so I'm pretty much clear. So far! What you up to?

A CB500X would be the perfect bike for her.......but she keeps nipping out for an Indian! You know when you walk past an Indian in the morning and there's a terrible stench of gone off food from the bins.........that's the smell in her garage that is!

So you ride 310 miles and the only pic you've got is a plate of chips?

Quarterly taxes came out today!

Sounds like she needs @Six30 to fuck her up the ass!

Any women on this trip Marcel?

You're getting everything wrong tonight Bob! Not another case of Dementia?

So Barcelona is now in China? Personally, I prefer Givi as well! But their rack requires removal of the passenger hand grips!

Lighter bike and you'd have held it!

Strange why they'd put them on the X and not the F.

How many photos do we actually need of a dead moose?

I think you've got to remove the grab handles with the Givi haven't you? That's why I went for Shad!

I don't know how we ever managed before all this technology came out.

I plan to.......but I can't do fuck all till I get the Hernia repaired.

Up again to 155......got to go back for another test next week.

Appointment at the Medical Centre at 10.30 for another blood pressure test!

Fucking Gammon as well!

Yeh.....I did that for mine!

We've been gathering it though. If she makes a break for Poland with the kids then she's going to find the authorities will be very keen to interview her regarding a certain matter. And I have a direct link to those authorities via a Polish friend here cos all his family back there work in that specific government department. Can't say any more!