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We get back to the house around 9PM Saturday evening!

The wife is taking one of those cases on wheels and I'll just be taking hand luggage for my laptop and any other odds and ends which don't go in the big case. I was going to take one of the backpacks I've got but then I found this......a freebie from David Jones Honda Centre in Shrewsbury when I bought a new Transalp 20 years ago. Never actually used it before.......but it's a decent size, much more space than a backpack. And it fits in with the Honda lifestyle of course!

Preparing everything for the NL trip! We leave the house for Alicante at 5AM on Wednesday morning.

Excellent shots Fred!

There were hundreds more there......presumably they'd all gone to the bars in the town because there's no facilities where they were.

You really are on a roll Marcel.......cos I can quite clearly see the words Harley Davidson on the tank in the second pic! There are some other makes there but it's predominantly Harleys!

This isn't the time or the place to discuss your anus Marcel!

As I mentioned earlier in the week there was a big Harley Rally just outside the town so I went to take a look! Had a run round first......came across an overturned car facing the wrong way on a completely straight road! As you do! Then into the Rally venue but I think most of them were out! Hideous assortment of machinery......but what do you expect? They had stalls there selling various items that obviously are a part of this particular lifestyle. To add some authenticity to this scene they had a Spanish version of "Born to be Wild" blaring away! I think this pic says it all really! But the action was only just getting started......because the next stop was the Petrol Station where a number of the Harley Crew were in attendance! It's difficult to describe what I saw there......all I can say is one of them had what looked to be a homemade sex doll on the pillion! It may well be something that Buck needs to consider I suppose. It was quite funny at the Petrol Station actually.....you can see it on the vid. The guy was so proud that I wanted to photograph his friend! Cos after taking the pic I was going back to the bike and one of the Harley guys and his missus were laughing at the performance! So I said: "Look I'm a Guiri.....I don't understand this shit! We put real live women on our bikes like you do with your missus". He said "We all do as well.....except him. He's just fucking crazy". As @Slowlycatchymonkey will confirm, Andalucians love to have fun, and don't take themselves too seriously. Admittedly some of that fun may involve putting homemade sex dolls on the back of the bike......but who are we to judge? I think I'll stick with the Honda lifestyle myself!

Yeh......you're fucking mental!

Well it was too hot too early.....so no trip for Dark Motorcycling! Instead I went somewhere even more terrifying........the Harley Rally. After nearly 18 years here I thought I'd seen it all. But what I saw today was way off the scale! Watch out for the Ride Report!

TOTY is 5 months away Marcel.....you're making your move too early!

False theet?

So why did you post this in the other thread......or have you forgotten already?

And after reading a few more posts it appears you're the one suffering from dementia! Along with numerous other mental issues of course!

He hasn't traded them in you bellend.......he's punted them out through the trade. If he'd part exed they would have gone in when he actually did the deal!

No! And the only time I ever ask the same question twice is because I didn't see the original answer due to so much shit being posted in between.

Sounds to me like she has quite a few issues that a run on the bike isn't going to fix.

Did you find out who his tailor was for Buck?

Private sales?

And then some of this.......

Is that twat @Skippy back from his golfing yet?