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Very nice! Where in the UK are you from?

With that trailer I'd say he's very likely to get wood!

You didn't feel the Tracer was in the Adv category?

What's going to be next then? Cos I don't see the FZ6 lasting long!

Fucking hell.......you're pulling out all the stops to get ahead of my 66.

Technically it is......the unfaired version FZ6N.

Am I right in thinking that if it was an EU mobile network he could connect with no extra charge?

Kippers smell like a fanny that's been shagged all day!

I had the faired one......they go really well. You've sold the Tracer?

Back to feed the horses again!

Antonio and Jesus!

We're not living in 1980 Lionel!

Normal key! And locking/unlocking with it fixed it earlier today.

Yes it does have a battery in it. But surely the spare key (not remote) should work?

No......all lights on, windows working.

It's gone again!

What?

Transponder in the key?

Where are you?

I did! It worked the first time......now it's back to what it was and spare key isn't clearing it.

And the fucking thing has now done it again......and not deactivating when I manually use the key.

Ignore the Hanoverian wankers Saul. Bunch of fucking Germans they are! You come over to the Celts Corner with me, @Renegade, @Sir Fallsalot, and @Specs!

FIXED! I asked on the Picasso users group on Facebutt and somebody suggested this: "Could it be an immobiliser thing? Try locking and unlocking the car using your key fob before starting it..." I didn't even know it had an immobiliser......but I tried it anyway! And it fucking worked! Now the missus can get that fucking horseshit off my footpegs!

You're the last person who can advise on disinfectant Yen!