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After the referendum I spent a bit of time tracing family history in the hope of an Irish connection. I actually found my maternal great grandfather (surname Lyster) was listed as Irish in the 1840 census. But there are no birth records I can find, and I believe that grandparents are the furthest back that is acceptable. Besides that it seems that everybody in my traceable family history on both sides, apart from my maternal grandfather (who was from Monmouth), was from Swansea. I must be the person with the most Swansea DNA on the planet.

He's in Cornwall......they're Celts!

She said there's no point in cleaning it off now cos she's going to get more shit on it later!

No......I'll just get it picked up on Monday cos I need a permanent fix! I've got Recovery on the insurance!

There's no click as if the starter was trying to turn.

Angel with the Grua will be here Monday to take it to the brothers! When he sees this address he'll think it's the fucking GS again!

Car wouldn't start so I had to take the wife over on the bike to feed the horses. She reckoned it was a lot better than what she expected......very smooth and comfortable, with no power band that I can rip into in order to act stupid. She's never forgotten when I scared her to death on the Thundercat back in the 90's. But despite the bike being pretty good, predictably she said it wasn't as nice as Big Bird. However.....Big Bird doesn't get us home! This one will. Incidentally it was the exactly the same time last year that the brakes went on the Beemer outside the horses area! But this is a Honda so no such drama! But there's always a downside! Cos when we got home I found that she'd had horse shit on her boots and it's now smeared all over the pillion footrests! I'm going to have to sell it now.......it'll never be the same again!

First time in over 5 years the car won't start. Battery fine, all electrics work, but nothing happens when you turn the key. Starter Motor @Catteeclan?

What you all up to now?

He's going to end up living on a caravan site with the likes of Big John Fury. They could probably get him a gig on the Waltzers if he played his cards right.

Second image shows the area I was born in......Brynmill. No hospital birth for me......I was born in a terraced house in Brynmill.

@Slowlycatchymonkey

No they don't! And all the elite groups are very anti-Russia as you've just seen.

That's just sad! Just ride your bike FFS!

Their ISP has been hacked.......nobody has the capability to bring down all the ISPs in the world simultaneously.

The only thing cracking will be his anus!

Full of shit then!

Does she work then?

Is he paying NI? If not he'll end up with no Pension!

Soy el puto amo aquí. Good phrase for you to roll out to the Spaniards!

Doesn't he have to be actively seeking work?