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I'll let you know when it gets nearer the time! I want to see if @Slowlycatchymonkey is interested in getting involved! Thinking about it, we could do with someone who had a drone for this one!

And possibly some crying if I get my bike dirty!

Of course.......do you think I'm crazy or what?

What mileage you got now?

This could be the one that puts me right up there with Ewan and Charley! And it's going to be coming up........weather permitting of course! Apparently there's mineshafts still there, and you have to be very careful where you walk cos parts of it are subsiding! But that just adds to the suspense doesn't it? I wonder if @Skippy has the testicular fortitude to attempt this? And maybe @Slowlycatchymonkey has the vaginal fortitude to take up the challenge as well? Of course, the ideal option would be to get a van, sling my bike and a fucking bicycle in it........then drive across the country to kip in a garden shed and piss in a bottle! But this isn't the time or the place for rational solutions! The rest of you back there can stand down! Stick to Boxhill, Matlock Bath, and Abergavenny Bus Station......this shit is way beyond your level!

Had to take wife to the docs 9AM this morning.......and we confirmed that we can have the 4th Covid jab! We should have had it in February (5 months wait after we had Covid) but we were just too ill with that flu. Which ended up giving me a fucking hernia due to the coughing. So we go in at 1PM on Tuesday for the fourth vaccination!

You don't look like an uncouth thug like the rest of this lot here Saul!

What sort of cost will that be Saul?

Hardcore shit Eric! When do you expect to reach Ohio?

4AM start? That's brutal!

Also a kick in the teeth for @Six30 because he got a ban!

I never ate my mates pubes......that was @boboneleg's thing!

Meanwhile in Spain.......

My suspicion is that the fucking trailer warped his discs! No good ever came of hooking up a trailer full of Bibles to a motorcycle!

The challenge is on then!

So you're confident in your ability to be even more pitiful than @Six30?

Bike colour has never made any difference to me!

You'll never surpass this! @Marcel

Didn't you know that you didn't like red when you bought it?

Take your fucking bicycle? This gets worse! I'll put my hand up to namby-pamby motorcycling at times........but this really raises the bar to a level of pitiful that I doubt anybody else will ever reach! You've got 2 decent bikes to choose from......just jump on one, rucksack on your back, and ride it FFS! Stop at the end of the day and check into a hotel wherever you happen to be! Instead, you put your bike and fucking bicycle in a van and drive to the Peak District to kip in a garden shed and piss in a bottle! I don't know about you lot, but this shit right here is more than enough to guarantee him TOTY 2023. There's no way even @Marcel can match this shit!

Well why didn't you just ride there on your bike?

You're on your own?