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You trying to swerve having to give excuses for not having any photos of your bikes actually being ridden?

Googling it now!

Looks like you got green fungi growing on the casings!

I suggest that @Buckster reinstates you this month so you're in the position of having to come up with the goods when the Van Action starts! If you can't deliver a great shot then everybody will see that you were just bullshitting!

What's the problem Pedro?

That's a luxury for people from Cardiff! The thick fuckers usually eat Pet Food! People in Cardiff 'eating pet food'

Mine weren't capable of travelling across Swansea!

Buck and Marcel!

It was the hottest April on record Alan......normally temps would be early 20's max!

If you want to look like you're an extra in Heartbeat!

Yeh......that little MV is stunning!

No idea! @boboneleg what's the story here?

Have you sorted them out on that other forum for putting Bob in the Sin Bin?

After a strong Indian curry!

I was 17......I didn't need to keep fit! What I needed was to plonk a few birds but the BSA's put the fucking kybosh on that! No joke pushing a Brit POS round Swansea with a fucking hard on!

Like the Devon one where it never came out of the van? I heard Ewan and Charley wanted to drive their vans round with you after that epic adventure!

She went out on her fake BSA and was never seen or heard of again! A lesson here for all of us I'd say! What I don't get is why anybody would build a bike to invoke memories and relive the "thrill" of a 1960's Beeza.......cos they were fucking shit! All I ever did was push both of mine around Swansea! I sure as hell don't want to relive that!

They've put you in the sin bin solely because you're a member here?

It wasn't a ride report! It was a "I'm going to put my bike in my van sometime in the future" report. When that moment arrives.......that's the time to do a ride report! Or.....once you actually do start riding then we'll move it back!